i didnt think i was that drunk last night but ive woken up wearing my old glasses lying on my bed in a t-shirt and its not
the same t-shirt i was wearing last night. this is not to mention my bruised right buttock... im so confused. i dont think its a good idea to pursue answers to these questions. probably best to leave things...
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the same t-shirt i was wearing last night. this is not to mention my bruised right buttock... im so confused. i dont think its a good idea to pursue answers to these questions. probably best to leave things...
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right this is the second time ive writtern this entry as the first time my computer crashed as i clicked 'SAVE ENTRY'. i was irrate.
so its NYE and im feeling a little apathetic (is that a word? if not it should be) about the whole thing. 9/10 i get so drunk that i dont remember the night at all, thats not always a bad...
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so its NYE and im feeling a little apathetic (is that a word? if not it should be) about the whole thing. 9/10 i get so drunk that i dont remember the night at all, thats not always a bad...
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now i have a platform i shall perform:
heres a joke i heard off my sister its cruel but oh so great.
Q: Whats better than winning the Para-Olympics?
A: Having legs.
dont really have anything more to say than that. god to try to think of something more interesting. might start making things up.
heres a joke i heard off my sister its cruel but oh so great.
Q: Whats better than winning the Para-Olympics?
A: Having legs.
dont really have anything more to say than that. god to try to think of something more interesting. might start making things up.
oshareign:
You are a sick sick boy... making fun of people like they have a choice to own legs or something... It's great love it 
Happy New Year 
Happy New Year
tekky:
PS YOU'RE SO CUTE.
updated my pic. w00t? got another pic of me sticking my tongue out will upload em when i get em off my mates PC, that plus my old pic.
guess what? TEA POT!.. *ahem* no. turns out i have a thing for Tekky, who looks like my ex. shit. not good.
Tekky hot tho. no doubt.
guess what? TEA POT!.. *ahem* no. turns out i have a thing for Tekky, who looks like my ex. shit. not good.
Tekky hot tho. no doubt.
tekky:
mrow?
well i hope she was a nice girl, cuz i ain't taintin my shit.
well i hope she was a nice girl, cuz i ain't taintin my shit.
jonnnnny:
soz didnt notice yer comment, but errrrrmmmm yeah she was nice, a liar but nice.
your hotter tho so dont worry, there shall be no taintin of yer shit.
wish i had got some naked pics of her cus i would post em. think its always best to try to get naked photos of yer gf's just as insurence. haha!
"mrow?" --- yeah its safe to say youve lost me there?
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your hotter tho so dont worry, there shall be no taintin of yer shit.
wish i had got some naked pics of her cus i would post em. think its always best to try to get naked photos of yer gf's just as insurence. haha!
"mrow?" --- yeah its safe to say youve lost me there?
[Edited on Dec 31, 2003 7:15AM]
right ive now been a member for about 24 hours. one thing has to be mentioned i am now incredably horny alot of the time, this is making spending time with my family troublesome.
ill go to bed in a minute for tomorrow i have to get my hair cut WHOOOOO! im having the old mullet (the hair cut of the gods) reshaped... toned down...
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ill go to bed in a minute for tomorrow i have to get my hair cut WHOOOOO! im having the old mullet (the hair cut of the gods) reshaped... toned down...
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I need to get better pics of me. Perhaps some of my naked sprawled over the bonnet of my car... yes... yes that sounds like a plan to me!
jade:
Bonkers!!! Woo-hoo! I have the last one... 
And have you heard the track called "John Peel Isn't Enough?" It's actually pretty cool.
And have you heard the track called "John Peel Isn't Enough?" It's actually pretty cool.
jonnnnny:
Nah ive not heard the latest Bonkers, think my mate paull has so ill either thieve it off him or buy it myself not sure which it will be yet. John Peel you sayyy.... love the guy what a legend, in my celebrity family id have him as my grandad. Ill look out for that song though.
Hope you are feeling better today!