fucking hell just had my hat nicked... by a girl! bitch! was in the pub and was really crowded and i was walking away from the dance floor next thing i know im hatless and two girls are running away. fuckers. was a nice hat aswell, gonna have to buy a new one now.
Paull suggested that i go round hitting all the girls in...
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good deed for the day... month: helped a mother up some escalators with her two children in a double pram... those kids need to lose some fucking weight by the way. (p.s. never try to talk to somone when they are straining under the weight of your children, you will recieve little hospitality.)
went out, got drunk, had a nasty spot. why is it when...
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meemee:
Hmmmmm...so whoz emily???
Cutecutecute!!!
Cutecutecute!!!
meemee:
WOW...i LOVE her armwarmers!!!
Nice style!!
Happy friday Jonnnny!!!!
xoxoxoxoxoxo
Nice style!!
Happy friday Jonnnny!!!!
xoxoxoxoxoxo
meemee:
MY favorite ladies are....
Shannyn sossamonover and over and OVER!!!!!
Masuimi
Angelina
Fiona Braidwood
Natassia Malthe TWICE!!!
Shannyn sossamonover and over and OVER!!!!!
Masuimi
Angelina
Fiona Braidwood
Natassia Malthe TWICE!!!
im at home in leicester now which made me a little more excited about things in general... but not much.
got drunk on monday and commited acts of vandalism, which is responsible no, mature no, clever no, but fun? yep yep yep yep yep yep yep!
feeling kinda ill now, im getting a cold which is nice. ive got that 'a bit rough now but...
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got drunk on monday and commited acts of vandalism, which is responsible no, mature no, clever no, but fun? yep yep yep yep yep yep yep!
feeling kinda ill now, im getting a cold which is nice. ive got that 'a bit rough now but...
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meemee:
*sigh*...
maybe someday Rae and i will be married...
shez soooooooo BEAUTIFUL!!!....
and BAD!!!
She live soooooooooo far!! in california!!
....NO kids tho..i'm too selfish
Kids are cute...but only is VERY small doses
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MONTHS!!!!?????????
i don't beleive you...you're waaaaaaaaay too cute!!!
You need to come to canada....
Canadian girls LOVE you english boyz
maybe someday Rae and i will be married...
shez soooooooo BEAUTIFUL!!!....
and BAD!!!
She live soooooooooo far!! in california!!
....NO kids tho..i'm too selfish
Kids are cute...but only is VERY small doses
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MONTHS!!!!?????????
i don't beleive you...you're waaaaaaaaay too cute!!!
You need to come to canada....
Canadian girls LOVE you english boyz
momopirate58725:
Hehe, you're such a dork. I'm going back to Ireland soon - you should hop on a ferry over and tour the island with me.
so its valentines day and my awesome ineptness with women has yielded me no cards. ahhh well i didnt give any so its prolly my own fault.
went out last night and oh yes i am the young dancing prodigy, call me Ginger Rogers... wait no dont. MC Hammer would have been proud of me. i did however knacker myself out too quickly so when...
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went out last night and oh yes i am the young dancing prodigy, call me Ginger Rogers... wait no dont. MC Hammer would have been proud of me. i did however knacker myself out too quickly so when...
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tilly:
Adding you as a friend - yes. Mangling you - no. Killing you - no. Violation...um, no promises hehe.
gekkeiju23:
damn-look who's Mr. Popularity all of a sudden.
got bored waiting for my flatmates to get ready to go pub - and yes fuck me i was the first one to be ready - so i took some pics and uploaded em. im such a geek with a camera, id say i care but i dont.
remember:
- float like a butterfly, buzz like a bee.
- roses are red - violets are...
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remember:
- float like a butterfly, buzz like a bee.
- roses are red - violets are...
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tiny:
haha oh shit i really tried.. but tomorrow im gona try harder hahahah
meemee:
Luv and KiSses to you today!!!
Luv and KiSses to you today!!!
i like to sing along to the chorus of Wordy Rapping Hood by Chicks On Speed. does this make me any less of a man?
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meemee:
so....what did you think of my mix?
meemee:
eeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeEEeEEEeEEeeeeEEeeEeeeeeee!!!!!
wow for real!!!! you really like it!!!???!!!
So far 3 peoples have listened to it...and it's all been positive!
i NEVER give a track list...
Kisses are fine...
Aw....valentines sounds like fun... !!!
Another good excuse to get wasted!
Giving a card to a random girl....
awwwww!
We need more adorable boys in canada!!!
eeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeEEeEEEeEEeeeeEEeeEeeeeeee!!!!!
wow for real!!!! you really like it!!!???!!!
So far 3 peoples have listened to it...and it's all been positive!
i NEVER give a track list...
Kisses are fine...
Aw....valentines sounds like fun... !!!
Another good excuse to get wasted!
Giving a card to a random girl....
awwwww!
We need more adorable boys in canada!!!
Note to self: Stop staring at girls breasts.
ive gotten so bad Rozi warned her freinds for when they come to visit: 'Jon will stare at your breasts, just try to ignore him.'
so from now on i will only look a girl in the face no matter the size of her kawabungas. wish me luck, i must conquor my vice!
ive gotten so bad Rozi warned her freinds for when they come to visit: 'Jon will stare at your breasts, just try to ignore him.'
so from now on i will only look a girl in the face no matter the size of her kawabungas. wish me luck, i must conquor my vice!
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meemee:
I don't have any to stare at
...Yes!!!...Drum n bass!!!.... you like it???
...Yes!!!...Drum n bass!!!.... you like it???
dementia_____:
Haha.
Meh. You should just nurse that habit. I bet it takes you to neat places!
Id stare at 'em too if I didnt have a pair.
xo.
Meh. You should just nurse that habit. I bet it takes you to neat places!
Id stare at 'em too if I didnt have a pair.
xo.
well then i nearly got kicked out of my halls of residence last night. i SO rock.
we had the duty warden in last night after someone had repeatedly cut their pubes off and put them into one of the flatmembers food cupboard. this shit is too funny
i then managed to piss several people off by just cracking up everytime the warden said 'pubic...
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we had the duty warden in last night after someone had repeatedly cut their pubes off and put them into one of the flatmembers food cupboard. this shit is too funny
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meemee:
You are EViL!!!!
i LOVE it!!!!
i LOVE it!!!!
tilly:
Ah, the ol' discarded pubes in the kitchen cupboard trick. One of the finest reasons for living in halls. How I miss those days.
jeepers! im running so low on money. im gonna have to get a job. shit. i might start selling my ass on the street. Shock - Horror! i might have to use the money i had put aside for a tattoo on a deposite for a house for next year! i will get this tattoo, I WILL GOD DAMN IT! ill just use more of...
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siryn:
Raining here too.
Yeah, nothing is worse than working in a field you're not interested in.
Yeah, nothing is worse than working in a field you're not interested in.
gekkeiju23:
i will so buy that ass.

Check out my new pix babe!!!!!!!!!