jonnnnny

ok feeling better today, the past 2 days ive been plagued with stomach cramps that would reduce Vinnie Jones to a whimpering little girl. at one point i thought id have to go to the doctors. i hate doctors, i dont trust anyone who thinks just cus they have 7 years of further education under their belt they can put their fingers in yer ass. now you dont see physics scholors running around lubing up and slipping people the old index finger to ya? nope - just doctors. mark my words it wont be long before people en-mass start to question this behavoir. anyway im feeling alot better so my bum is safe... but for how long?!

this easter my family have abandoned me and my sister, and in turn my sister for the most part has abandoned me. its lucky i quite like being on my own. my sister is a sweety tho she surprises me and cleans all my dirty plates and buys me food... its put me right off my guard - my mum doesnt even do that damn it! i love my sister... (id like it noted how easily pleased i am, an offering of food and ill take anyone into my heart)... she fucking cracks me up on so many levels, especially when we are trying to gross each other out and talk in graphic detail about sex and debauchery, she tends to win tho she is more of a slut then me so has more material to work with... i of course say slut in the nicest warmest possible way in my display of sibling love.

laters peeps.