fucking hell just had my hat nicked... by a girl! bitch! was in the pub and was really crowded and i was walking away from the dance floor next thing i know im hatless and two girls are running away. fuckers. was a nice hat aswell, gonna have to buy a new one now.
Paull suggested that i go round hitting all the girls in the place that way i was bound to get her... wished id done that now
getting a few memories back of last night. i remember being a bit horrible to Amy at the end of the night, the conversation went as foillows:
Amy: Jon will you walk me home?
Jon: Awwww crap, cant someone else?
Amy: Their all with their girlfriends.
Jon: Awwww christ, do i have to?
Amy: Its just on your way home tho...
Jon: Awwww man... maybe im not going home... oh fucking hell ok I will.
not that i dont like Amy but she is the hardest person to talk to at times and i dont think i could handle the silence all the way home. she then disappeared so i didnt have to walk her home *phew*
Nils told me the most amusing story ever, its not a good story its just how Nils explains everying is so funny. i shall try to recreate in his exact words but it will lose alot when i tell it:
i was walking home from the pub last night and you know the hedges on the side of the road near the Uni? well i heard a rustling in the hedge and i was like 'oh man whats that' and i looked then a mouse ran out and i said 'its a mouse!' then the mouse ran back into the hedge so i called his name 'Mr Mouse... Mr Mouse?' and then he came back out and i leant down and held my finger out and then Mr Mouse sniffed my finger than ran away again. how mad is that?!
needless to say Nils smokes copiouse amounts of weed.
gonna have to go buy a hat tomorrow... at least i now have an excuse to spend some money. then i go back to Manchester so i can go out with girls dressed as Playboy Bunnies
tara!
Updated cus im a dizzy cunt and forget things:
my friend (and after this im seriously re-evaluating this) Josh was dancing with a girl in the pub, he then ran up to me with great excitement, gabbed my hand and made me feel his boner. it is quite possibly the most disturbing thing that has ever happened to me. i have many a tale about him, his brother and their mutual friend Chris - they are all very... close.
Paull suggested that i go round hitting all the girls in the place that way i was bound to get her... wished id done that now
getting a few memories back of last night. i remember being a bit horrible to Amy at the end of the night, the conversation went as foillows:
Amy: Jon will you walk me home?
Jon: Awwww crap, cant someone else?
Amy: Their all with their girlfriends.
Jon: Awwww christ, do i have to?
Amy: Its just on your way home tho...
Jon: Awwww man... maybe im not going home... oh fucking hell ok I will.
not that i dont like Amy but she is the hardest person to talk to at times and i dont think i could handle the silence all the way home. she then disappeared so i didnt have to walk her home *phew*
Nils told me the most amusing story ever, its not a good story its just how Nils explains everying is so funny. i shall try to recreate in his exact words but it will lose alot when i tell it:
i was walking home from the pub last night and you know the hedges on the side of the road near the Uni? well i heard a rustling in the hedge and i was like 'oh man whats that' and i looked then a mouse ran out and i said 'its a mouse!' then the mouse ran back into the hedge so i called his name 'Mr Mouse... Mr Mouse?' and then he came back out and i leant down and held my finger out and then Mr Mouse sniffed my finger than ran away again. how mad is that?!
needless to say Nils smokes copiouse amounts of weed.
gonna have to go buy a hat tomorrow... at least i now have an excuse to spend some money. then i go back to Manchester so i can go out with girls dressed as Playboy Bunnies
tara!
Updated cus im a dizzy cunt and forget things:
my friend (and after this im seriously re-evaluating this) Josh was dancing with a girl in the pub, he then ran up to me with great excitement, gabbed my hand and made me feel his boner. it is quite possibly the most disturbing thing that has ever happened to me. i have many a tale about him, his brother and their mutual friend Chris - they are all very... close.
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