so its valentines day and my awesome ineptness with women has yielded me no cards. ahhh well i didnt give any so its prolly my own fault.
went out last night and oh yes i am the young dancing prodigy, call me Ginger Rogers... wait no dont. MC Hammer would have been proud of me. i did however knacker myself out too quickly so when a girl started to dance with me i was too tired and drunk so i just said 'fuck this' and walked off to the bar. HAHA!
my flatmate Speedy was on the pull last night and i was fucking things up for him at every oportunity. it was so much fun, im such a cunt. he was after Rozi's friend Pippa at first and then when she knocked him back (but only after i asked her what it was like being come on to by Speedy) he then went after her other firend Kirsty and actually pulled her! i was like WHOOOAAAAH i didnt see that coming! kinda feel sorry for her, poor girl.
im so tired but i think i have to go out tonight aswell. hurrah?
... oh happy valentines to everyone.
Update; Later that night:
came home from the club early. was so shit i was so tired too. went to Barracuda in manchester which is such a hole, its filled with half students and half the dodgyest fuckers. i had to leave cus i knew some cunt was gonna try to start a fight with me, these of course are the sort of people who dont think its a good night if they not glassed someone - i know this cus some of my friends are these paople back in leicester - plus i was forced to wear shoes which was sapping my party spirit. shoes kill me i hate them. anyway another uneventful night over. hurrah. im getting bored. will go home tomorrow.
P.S. someone go find me a girlfriend, i neither have the energy or capacity to do it myself.
went out last night and oh yes i am the young dancing prodigy, call me Ginger Rogers... wait no dont. MC Hammer would have been proud of me. i did however knacker myself out too quickly so when a girl started to dance with me i was too tired and drunk so i just said 'fuck this' and walked off to the bar. HAHA!
my flatmate Speedy was on the pull last night and i was fucking things up for him at every oportunity. it was so much fun, im such a cunt. he was after Rozi's friend Pippa at first and then when she knocked him back (but only after i asked her what it was like being come on to by Speedy) he then went after her other firend Kirsty and actually pulled her! i was like WHOOOAAAAH i didnt see that coming! kinda feel sorry for her, poor girl.
im so tired but i think i have to go out tonight aswell. hurrah?
... oh happy valentines to everyone.
Update; Later that night:
came home from the club early. was so shit i was so tired too. went to Barracuda in manchester which is such a hole, its filled with half students and half the dodgyest fuckers. i had to leave cus i knew some cunt was gonna try to start a fight with me, these of course are the sort of people who dont think its a good night if they not glassed someone - i know this cus some of my friends are these paople back in leicester - plus i was forced to wear shoes which was sapping my party spirit. shoes kill me i hate them. anyway another uneventful night over. hurrah. im getting bored. will go home tomorrow.
P.S. someone go find me a girlfriend, i neither have the energy or capacity to do it myself.
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tilly:
Adding you as a friend - yes. Mangling you - no. Killing you - no. Violation...um, no promises hehe.
gekkeiju23:
damn-look who's Mr. Popularity all of a sudden. 