jonnnnny

well then i nearly got kicked out of my halls of residence last night. i SO rock.

we had the duty warden in last night after someone had repeatedly cut their pubes off and put them into one of the flatmembers food cupboard. this shit is too funny i then managed to piss several people off by just cracking up everytime the warden said 'pubic hair' - i just cant take serious meetings or confrontations seriously, things werent helped by the fact that i was completely bladdered at the time. i mean the whole situation was a farse, i think its the most fun ive ever had. i thought it was best for me to just sit there and keep as quiet as possible especially as i was prime suspect and i knew if i opened my mouth i would have a pop at someone, i had to gag myself with my tongue on a few occasions.

i dont get why the victim (and he is a victim) had to get the security involved and not taken appropriatly chldish behavoir (like all us normal people would have) and seeked revenge. what a strange boy.

i really cant wait to stir the shit. i am SO loving this.

think thats the most interesting thing thats happened since ive been here, and certainly in the last few days. anything else i say now will pale in comparison. tho i must bitch that ive got bite marks on both arms, legs and chest from fighting with Rozi.

im now off to trim my pubes. later peeps!