oh my god i just finished my essay for uni, it was the most painful thing ive ever had to do, i wanted to cry/hang myself/go home all at the same time. half way though the essay i had to choose whether to hang myself or go for a shower - i had no rope so the shower won by default. i cant explain what ive just been though i think family deaths have been less harrowing. anyway its done now so im happy and i dont have any deadlines till march. having said that ill be surprised if i get a pass for this essay, if i do i seriously deserve a high-5 for my skills to bumble through a piece of writing knowing nothing of which i speak... wait thats pretty much how i get through life as a whole so i should be at least ample at it by now.
i do think i may fail my course, it wouldnt surprise me. if i do i think my parents will be unbearable and i also think my sister might have a pop at me too... think i just wont go home - anyone fancy taking me in? im not very useful but make a fine living room ornament.
on other news i keep on getting drunk and not really enjoying myself all that much, last couple of times have just been a bit dull and i bit irritating. mondy night was tainted by the amount of times Rozi slapped me (un provoked attacks i may add) i had to go into a different room to stop myself hitting her back, i dont mind her slapping me a couple of times especially if ive been cheeky but all the time takes the piss. she really got my temper up. she could prolly kick the shit out of me if she wanted - rough bird.
some girl came up to me in the club and tried to tell me that she new me and i was from Derby, i was like 'No' she was like 'yeaashhhh you arrrth' this went on for a while, she was really drunk and i couldnt understand what she was saying, she could hardly stand either... i now think i should have taken advantage of her. sometimes im far too nice. weird thing was is she knew where i lived in Manchester, not sure if im to be scared or not. never had a stalker before, wouldnt mind having one for a bit... as long as they were good looking - and she was as far as i remember but i never trust my judgement when im drunk... to be honest i cant be trusted not to do something stupid when im sober; i shaved my arm pits cus i was bored for fuck sake. i need a minder.
on the hair removal note Rozi waxed a strip of hair off my leg and i swear i dont know what you girls are all bitching about that shit dont hurt.
the lock on my flat door is broken too so i cant lock the door from the inside. this makes having... 'private time' very interesting.
right im gonna post this, get some food and then i may add more if i can think of anything interesting or at least marginally dull to say.
Update:
after doing nothing all night and going shopping this afternoon ive eaten myself to death. im gonna be a fat heffer soon for sure. girls can get away with having a bit of weight to em but guys cant. girls get away with everything. nevermind i wish a cared more but i dont. haha!
i do think i may fail my course, it wouldnt surprise me. if i do i think my parents will be unbearable and i also think my sister might have a pop at me too... think i just wont go home - anyone fancy taking me in? im not very useful but make a fine living room ornament.
on other news i keep on getting drunk and not really enjoying myself all that much, last couple of times have just been a bit dull and i bit irritating. mondy night was tainted by the amount of times Rozi slapped me (un provoked attacks i may add) i had to go into a different room to stop myself hitting her back, i dont mind her slapping me a couple of times especially if ive been cheeky but all the time takes the piss. she really got my temper up. she could prolly kick the shit out of me if she wanted - rough bird.
some girl came up to me in the club and tried to tell me that she new me and i was from Derby, i was like 'No' she was like 'yeaashhhh you arrrth' this went on for a while, she was really drunk and i couldnt understand what she was saying, she could hardly stand either... i now think i should have taken advantage of her. sometimes im far too nice. weird thing was is she knew where i lived in Manchester, not sure if im to be scared or not. never had a stalker before, wouldnt mind having one for a bit... as long as they were good looking - and she was as far as i remember but i never trust my judgement when im drunk... to be honest i cant be trusted not to do something stupid when im sober; i shaved my arm pits cus i was bored for fuck sake. i need a minder.
on the hair removal note Rozi waxed a strip of hair off my leg and i swear i dont know what you girls are all bitching about that shit dont hurt.
the lock on my flat door is broken too so i cant lock the door from the inside. this makes having... 'private time' very interesting.
right im gonna post this, get some food and then i may add more if i can think of anything interesting or at least marginally dull to say.
Update:
after doing nothing all night and going shopping this afternoon ive eaten myself to death. im gonna be a fat heffer soon for sure. girls can get away with having a bit of weight to em but guys cant. girls get away with everything. nevermind i wish a cared more but i dont. haha!
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