my plan of not drinking as much when i come back to manchester has been as successful as my plan to do more exercise. i think the downfall of these two plans are somehow linked. anywho ive been tanked 3 of the 5 days this week.
went to the fine establishment which is Manchester Metropolitan Students Union last night and got drunk, but it was a weird drunk where i wander around in my own little world being a bit odd... and staring and girls boobies and bums. ahhh yes and i was introduced to a guy with emphscima (spelling?), i was only told of his skin disease after he shook my hand. i was told that i wont get it and i really hope i dont for his sake, cus if i do he will have to worry less about a skin disorder and more of a boot to face disorder - not to be mistaken with the foot in mouth disorder, which i have a cronic case of. left MMSU and there were literally hundreds of police outside, my initial thoughts were 'wait... have i done anything naughty' and i was pretty sure i hadnt but was consoled by the fact that i had my RAC card on me. not sure how this would help me if i was arrested... maybe if the police car broke down i could win favour by getting the RAC to restart it. god knows how my mind works. i soon forgot about the police presence and my mind turned to food; PIZZA!!! got back to my flat and my other flat mate Tom was so drunk he was stumbling all over the place. he soon found his feet however when me and Darren tried to help him to his bed when he was more interested in falling about the flat. took both of us to wrestle him into bed... make of that what you will.
going back through the week wednesday we went Lucid and got kicked out cus Jo and Rozi went behind a closed bar. those girls need to be kept on a leash. i was also talking to Sarah, Rozi's canadian/irish coursemate, and not having a clue what she was saying. situations like this just smile and nod. she has a nice bum tho.
monday went Loaf and got real drunk and exposed Rozi's breasts to the world on 3 seperate occasions. has to be my highlight of the week.
i have to say i think me and my flatmates have taken full advantage of the cheap drinks offers in manchester.
yesterday i went to see Louis Malloy about getting a white tattoo. he talked me out of it tho and im now gonna go for a oriental style coy carop around my right elbow. gonna find a design i really like first. will go Studio81 at somepoint next week and see what they are like.
nothing more too important to say methinks so i shall depart.
edited to add the bits i missed as i could hear my computer creaking under the strain of no less than 7 porn related virus's. my computer has STD's
went to the fine establishment which is Manchester Metropolitan Students Union last night and got drunk, but it was a weird drunk where i wander around in my own little world being a bit odd... and staring and girls boobies and bums. ahhh yes and i was introduced to a guy with emphscima (spelling?), i was only told of his skin disease after he shook my hand. i was told that i wont get it and i really hope i dont for his sake, cus if i do he will have to worry less about a skin disorder and more of a boot to face disorder - not to be mistaken with the foot in mouth disorder, which i have a cronic case of. left MMSU and there were literally hundreds of police outside, my initial thoughts were 'wait... have i done anything naughty' and i was pretty sure i hadnt but was consoled by the fact that i had my RAC card on me. not sure how this would help me if i was arrested... maybe if the police car broke down i could win favour by getting the RAC to restart it. god knows how my mind works. i soon forgot about the police presence and my mind turned to food; PIZZA!!! got back to my flat and my other flat mate Tom was so drunk he was stumbling all over the place. he soon found his feet however when me and Darren tried to help him to his bed when he was more interested in falling about the flat. took both of us to wrestle him into bed... make of that what you will.
going back through the week wednesday we went Lucid and got kicked out cus Jo and Rozi went behind a closed bar. those girls need to be kept on a leash. i was also talking to Sarah, Rozi's canadian/irish coursemate, and not having a clue what she was saying. situations like this just smile and nod. she has a nice bum tho.
monday went Loaf and got real drunk and exposed Rozi's breasts to the world on 3 seperate occasions. has to be my highlight of the week.
i have to say i think me and my flatmates have taken full advantage of the cheap drinks offers in manchester.
yesterday i went to see Louis Malloy about getting a white tattoo. he talked me out of it tho and im now gonna go for a oriental style coy carop around my right elbow. gonna find a design i really like first. will go Studio81 at somepoint next week and see what they are like.
nothing more too important to say methinks so i shall depart.
edited to add the bits i missed as i could hear my computer creaking under the strain of no less than 7 porn related virus's. my computer has STD's
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i'm not actually doing any work as you can see, and really i'd have fuck all to do if i hadn't spent last term in a coma state mostly (see my resolutions, i do getting inebriated very very thoroughly and without rest for long periods of time) therefore i have nothing to blame but my own cuntishness
Errm..you have some of the best journals. They always make me laugh.
I dont even think there is anything to say it. Just..uhmm...have fun?
xo~D