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jonnieboy

Colorado Springs, CO

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Tuesday Aug 01, 2006

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This is the story on one of the best Butter Faces I've encountered:

So the other day some of my friends and I went to a kegger and, since most of us didn't know any of them, pretty much crashed it. The fact that as we were walking up to the house they were playing Panic! at the Disco clued me in on how lame the party was gonna be. And I was right. The odd part of the event was the make-shift foam pit they created. Along with this foam pit were the chicks in bikinis. Both of the chicks I immediately saw had great bodies with nice boobs, flat stomachs, and nice asses. One of them, however, had the face that could melt a candle.

It was funny because when I first saw her I noticed that she looked familiar but I couldn't place it. It took a couple of minutes and then it hit me - Chris Kattan. You know, the guy from Saturday Night Live and Night at the Roxbury. She had those dimples he has and she even had the same teeth. After the revelation I couldn't stop from laughing every time I saw her. Of course I told everyone around my immediate area about the similarities between the two and they had the same reaction. I just kept on thinking about Mr. Peepers from SNL and then we all started making that "bah" sound he makes in that skit and acting like we're blowing bits of apple from our mouths. Man, what I woulda given to have an apple at that moment.

Even though the party sucked we managed to get some humor out of it and that, my friends, is all that matters.
villain:
ha. Butter Faces.. biggrin
Aug 1, 2006
meow:
I heard all about the Panic! At the Disco songs and Fathead's hatred for them.... and pretty much everyone at the party. See ya Saturday mornin!

miao!!
Aug 3, 2006

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