jonnie

The STD Known as Public Education.

How about those California Raisins?

Are you writing out your stand up routine?
Is it funny?
No.

Yeah but this is a joke for America!

How can you tell if you have crabs?
For my poem,
I had public education; you went to a catholic school.
Oh right... I hear crabs are all over public education.
Dirty bastards
A joke?
Yeah it was a joke
I don't think lots of people in South Africa have aids,

What about the aids?
Big Bird got the dirty needle
In the end.
And Elmo, the dirty fucking racist,
Another joke?
and Oscar was an addict slut.

OK start over
I'm not telling another joke!
Just start over
You're exhausting.

What I am saying is I'm an incredible insomniac

Know what always helps me when I can't sleep?
Jerkin off.