jonnie

Ode to Jon

: I met a girl that had sex with Tenacious D at a bar recently.

: Both, or just Jack Black?
: Both.
: Together.
: No kiddin

Oral splatter painting on faux fur with hidden side zipper.

: Hmm, kind of punky.
: Yeah, too bad I don't have Internet at home and shouldn't watch stuff at work,
: Just moved, the place dont even have a phone yet.

: You moved cities or just houses?
: Houses. Buddy needed a roommate.

Man in pink bunny suit with knapsack full of belongings doing the Hop down 4th Ave.

: My guess was you moved in with a girlfriend, but you're gay, I forgot
: What's so gay about liking to have men shove their penises up my ass?

Man in fluffy bunny suit bends over and takes it from ambitious newcomer dressed as Barney the purple dinosaur.

: My theory is that most red haired males are gay
: Well not this one, sister. I like the ladies.
: But you don't have a girlfriend...
: How do you know I don't have a girlfriend?
: Do you?
: And why don't I hear about her?
: Well, no. But I could!

Man in itchy bunny suit spends Friday nights in the bar chasing skirts.
Also see: Tenacious D.

: Ahem, I said Is she hot?
: Does she look like Shannyn Sossamon?

Man in damp bunny suit pauses as he recalls yesterdays escapade in the cubicle.
Also see: Intels office policies on Internet Porn.

: My non-existent girlfriend looks EXACTLY like Shannyn Sossamon
: OK. So she looks like Robert DeNiro in Taxi Driver...

Man in drenched bunny suit, shifty-eyed, reaches for the doorknob.

: That's fine... she must have a good heart.
Also see: Vital Organ.