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jones1

Aspen, Colorado land of yuppie shit scum

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Saturday Dec 06, 2003

Dec 6, 2003
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"i got brass.".

ok. once again..miracle i didnt kill a child or a child didnt kill me. a few days ago a pint sized death bomber slammed into me on waxed, red, pint sized sticks of death on a ski run.
I was just sittin.
Throwin snow.
Minding my own business.
BAAAYuM.
Physical therapy for the rest of my life blackeyed

so today it was my turn to try to take a pint sized life.i by no means MEANT to try to kill a child..but this little kidlet on a board flew right past me while i was sliding up to a table top jump and this kid stops like two feet past the end of the jump. its little bobbly head is the last thing i see. had no time to bale out so i just lanuched over this kids head and thank gsus i was successful in grabbing my tail and in getting enough speed to get the heigth i need to clear this kids little head. so. i didnt decapitate a child today..but i was damn close. thought id share my potentially bloody afternoon. whatever

Alright let me explain this for honey wink i got hit by a kid snowboarding the other day..and today i almost killed a kid. i was approaching a jump at a fast speed..a kid cut infront of me and stopped right at the most dangerous place to stop..right under the lip of the jump. i had no time to react so i hit the jump and cleared the kids head by like an inch. got it monk? kiss
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honeysuckle17:
Thanks for clearing it up for us non-atheletic types, bitchmonster! wink
Dec 7, 2003
jofixxxit:
sometimes i like to hit the child......not to kill em, but to stun them a bit......so then for the rest of the day, and maybe there life, the look for and stay out of the way of snowboarders. it s worked so far.
bests to you
sux....no snow in chi yet.....cant wait for colorado christmas
Dec 7, 2003

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