I like boobs. Wait, I mean to say I like boobs. No wait, I like boobs. Sorry, let me try that again, I like boobs. Oh, hello, I like boobs. Fuck, sorry, I'll say it right this time. I like boobs. Dammit. No, but for real, boobs are awesome. Shit. Boobs. No, let me try that again. Bazongas. Honkers. Milkers. Booberinos. Chesticles. Full frontal mommy melons. Juggawugga happy hills. Hooters.
Cordially, breasts.
Sorry, I'll sober up tomorrow.