jonee

I'm amazingly bored.... amazingly bored enough to fill out a sex survey! FOOWAH!

1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2006?
Yes.

2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?
Yes, it was gross.

3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? IF SO WHY?
Yes because I have a short attention span.

4. EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO WHY?
Not that I can re-call.

5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX?
Not usually, I like to sleep. Or smoke.

6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE?
Not so much regret it... but... SHIT HAPPENS.

7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM?
Yes. For nearly two and a half years. Shame on me.

8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP?
Dirty, but don't be Jabber Jaws.

9. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX:
Yes.

10. EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
No.

11. EVER HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND?
Yes.

12. HOW BOUT A 3-SOME?
Yes.

13. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX?
Mmm, well, it's hard to say. We were watching it before we started having sex. And it was on while we were having sex. I really don't think I was watching it though.

14. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX?
Not recently, but yes, it has happened.

15. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKEN?
Yes, and they didn't tell me about it until a year later. Asshole.

16. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE?
Um... ask me again later.

17. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?
Fifteen.

18. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW?
Josh, of course. But if you mean like "Who would you like to have sex with that you never ever will" sorta thing... Trent Reznor, Dane Cook, D-Loc... yum.

19. DO YOU THINK THAT IS POSSIBLE?
Oh, haha, Josh yes, rest no.

20. ARE YOU HORNY NOW?
I've been told I'm half guy, as in the sense that I have a high sex drive, not that I'm sportin' man meat.