jondickson

***BEING ABSENT FROM WORK***

I love my coworkers!!!
Everyone has been calling to check up on me and asking if I need anything! They are so awesome!
They even signed *5* contracts for me in the past two days!!! WooHoo! Nothin like makin money while sittin on the couch, downing Vicodin and blogin about it to all you lovelys

So I thought I had some kind of a cold w/ an earache. But then I noticed a rash of some sort on my forehead. So I went in to see my Doc. Well I get there and I'm explaining my symptoms, then she got this look and said AAAAHHHH You have SHINGLES!!!! I said WTF! Isn't that shit that old people get?!? She said yes but stress can bring it out in younger people (such as myself). Fuck man, I need to start taking yoga or some shit!
Fuck, at least when I get off of this House Arrest shit I'll be able to drink again! Mmmmmmm whiskey, vodka, beer Mmmmmmmmmm