jondickson

__________HOUSE ARREST___________

Don't drink N drive people!
I however wasn't driving! I had fallen asleep in the driver seat while waiting for a lil honey pie to come pick me up and take me home w/ her. (in other words, a late night hookup
It was technically my 2nd. 10 years ago in Aspen, totally drunk and totally shouldn't have been driving! Didn't realize it was a cop, he was ridin my ass so I spead up and tried to lose em! Yup, didn't lose em!!!
Anyway back to the House Arrest
My lawyer got me H.A. (4 months) instead of 60 dayz in county! Fuck county!!! Plus a brotha needs to work, right!!!
What comes w/ being on House Arrest: Ankle Monitor, GPS tracking pack aaaaaand a fucking wrist monitor that reads my fucking heart beat every 15 minutes to detect if I'm drinking or using drugs! Jesus Fuck man!!! I've met fuckers getting outta prison w/ less shit!!! AND I chose to be on this! Oh and it costs me $550.00 a month to be on all this shit! Fuck man DUI's are expensive! Lawyers fee's, Alcohol therapy, court costs and the random BA's (breathalyzer).
So if you're gonna be out drinkin people, DON'T FUCKING DRIVE!!! In fact don't even take your car keys w/ you. Cops can actually give you a DUI for the "intention" or "posibility" that you might drive! WTF!!!! Even if your just buzzed and have only had a couple of drinks and ARE under the "legal limit" you can still get a DWAI and have to go through all this shit!!!

CAB IT WALK IT OR DESIGNATE IT

Have a happy and safe 2009 yall :~)

JonMilson