I have skillfully engineered what many great culinary artisans call a tour de force of the pallet. I have crafted the perfect sandwich. I will show you how to have an orgasm of the tongue!
First, like any good sandwich, you need bread. Not just any bread, but the bread with the weird guy on it. Next, you need the meat. Like any good meat, this meat comes limp and cold, but when you put it in the oven, it warms right up. Throw the bread in the toaster for 2 minutes. After it is done, throw it on the plate. After the meat is all warm and ready for action, you need to put the toast on a plate then spoon the meat all over it. After spooning the meat, you need some condiments to make sure the meat doesnt dry out. Now, once the meat is ready and sopping with fluids, you will be ready to add the second hot slice of large white bread to the mix.
This sensually delectable meal deserves the highest honor!
First, like any good sandwich, you need bread. Not just any bread, but the bread with the weird guy on it. Next, you need the meat. Like any good meat, this meat comes limp and cold, but when you put it in the oven, it warms right up. Throw the bread in the toaster for 2 minutes. After it is done, throw it on the plate. After the meat is all warm and ready for action, you need to put the toast on a plate then spoon the meat all over it. After spooning the meat, you need some condiments to make sure the meat doesnt dry out. Now, once the meat is ready and sopping with fluids, you will be ready to add the second hot slice of large white bread to the mix.
This sensually delectable meal deserves the highest honor!
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