jonasthewhale

LOS STRAITJACKETS FUCKING ROCKED-the only problem is that some drunken asshole swerved into my car and then pulled away--hitting and running is a felony in these parts--we'll see what happens--the cops gave me shit for not reporting it right then and there and i was like, dude it was 1:30--way passed my bedtime and I have to be at work at 8:30--i got the guys...
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this is what my friend emailed me should--i think i should forward it to his mother

ahhh, if we could only still live in the past. Those were the good ole days. Is it nice and 55 in Crackmore today. We are having a freaking heat wave here, 85 on the coast and about 95 inland. I am actually ready for a little bit colder...
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so i went to see sideshow bennie last night for a little pre halloween freak show--he was great--nailing nails into his nose, i stapled $5 to his chest, stomping on glass--met a girl a met i met last week--she wants more--made another girl jealous--new girl wants more--i don't know if i can deliver what she wants--stayed out wat too late--didn't drink too much--glad the yanks...
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Last night out at a franchise resaurant for cocktails and whatnots--went to the bar around midnight stayed until 2 work is painful--no major events to discuss--i think it was alice she said she knew me--i know i drink alot and she wasn't a bad looking bird but i can't remember her to save my life

I am going to see sideshow bennie do his freak...
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What a fuckin day--normally i like my job as much as the next guy--but somedays, usually tuesdays, some mother fuckers really push my buttons--its one of the drawbacks of working in a deadline oriented industry but godamn cut a brother some slack

alas, tomorrow is another day

tomorrow is wednesday and the next day is thursday and as I have been saying lately

THURSDAY IS...
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So I saw House of 1000 Corpses this weekend and it fuckin sucked--I've seen some bad ones before but this took the cake--why I didn't go see Lost in Translation instead

I also formed a new gang--i met a bunch of coworkers/friends/hangers on for an oyster festival this weekend and we got nutty--the name of the gang you ask??

the salty oysters

Last night my kickball team won another close game which leads us to our big showdown with the bastards of Cover Yo Grill--what a bunch of fucking rubbers

we lost the championship to them in 13 innings--they went out and recruited a bunch of super athletes and they are so obnoxious that they practice for the games--this is KICKBALL people--- and don't drink during the...
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Talk about an idiot--last night i stuck a wad of gummy bears into my mouth big league chew style and then squirreled them away in my cheek--i passed out and woke up in the middle of the night with gummy bears and juice everywhere, the sheets, my body, my pillow you name it--i swear to god i think i am 40% homer simpson

Allrighty then folks here's how it goes it the world according to mr wonderful, aka me

The STROKES FUCKING ROCKED--there isn't much else to say other than that-if you don't know, now you now and if you don't know by now i don't know what the fuck you are waiting for!!-The Kings of Leon were definitely on top of their shizzle too

it was a...
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I can't believe I'm 28

What the hell happened to me??

I'm still the shiznitt

I took some great pics this weekend--i will get them on my page soon--not that anyine cares

I love you pepsi (obscure simpsons reference)