I finally got my car back today. For 17 hellish days I was without it. No late night drives 
. To celebrate my mobility, I took a ride out to Salem, to that most wicked of all stores. That's right, 24 hour Wal-Mart. While I do feel dirty giving those competition crushing cocksuckers my money, I did score Futurama Season 1 and Near Dark, which I am watching right now. I love bleak movies. Fuck Mickey Mouse in the ass with a broken beer bottle. Whats up with people in vampire movies having this moral dilemma over drinking blood. I mean, survival is P. one, right ? Not that I wanna be undead or anything, but if I got turned into a vampire I'd be rippin' throats out left and right. And woe to anyone that stood in my way. Ahh Hahh Hahh Hahh!
. To celebrate my mobility, I took a ride out to Salem, to that most wicked of all stores. That's right, 24 hour Wal-Mart. While I do feel dirty giving those competition crushing cocksuckers my money, I did score Futurama Season 1 and Near Dark, which I am watching right now. I love bleak movies. Fuck Mickey Mouse in the ass with a broken beer bottle. Whats up with people in vampire movies having this moral dilemma over drinking blood. I mean, survival is P. one, right ? Not that I wanna be undead or anything, but if I got turned into a vampire I'd be rippin' throats out left and right. And woe to anyone that stood in my way. Ahh Hahh Hahh Hahh!
bobdylan5:
Near Dark--yeah! That's the shit.
cleopatra:
Brad Pitt had an issue with sucking blood in Interview With The Vampire. Loser. Survival comes first. Always. 