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Saturday Jan 30, 2010

Jan 30, 2010
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SON OF A FUCKING CUNT.

I can't express how much I love cursing, except through a string of expletives.

I like words, and the art of putting them together. Even more I love teaming up cuss words with blasphemy. The phrases I'm most proud of (though I'm sure someone somewhere has brought these words together as well) are "Fuck God in the mouth!" and "Cum on Christ's face!" Not only are these joyous cries blasphemous and obscene, they're also sexually suggestive.

I'm going to try and embed some random videos that make me laugh. I swear to Satan's Balls I've done the copy and paste in the youtube window thing and it hasn't worked, but I'll give it another shot. Happy fucking Saturday night, shit-birds. kiss





*This was the best quality vid I could find of Eugene Mirman's stand-up. mad








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ceallach13:
I have most, if not all, of his spoken word albums. And Rollin's Band albums. And videos. And books. Just a minor obsession.
Feb 2, 2010
ceallach13:
Thank you. She reminds me of somebody I know that. This will probably be racking my brain all night.

I just remembered. She reminds me of the actress Anna Paquin, who played Rogue in X-Men.


Another good song.


I could really imagine seeing them in like some smaller, slightly dirty nightclub. The intimacy of being up close combined with copious amounts of alcohol I think would make for an extraordinary night.
Feb 2, 2010

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