The Saints won and I made of with $120 from the pool aPthe party-that's deducting what I put in. Good night!
Last night was a nice, sober time with the fiance. (Did I mention she doesn't drink?)
Tonight is the Super Bowl party. Should be louder and much less sober.
Cheers!
Tonight is the Super Bowl party. Should be louder and much less sober.
Cheers!
l1vingdeadgurl:
Yay Superbowl....YAY SAINTS!!!
Loud and drunk is the only way to celebrate the superbowl.
Loud and drunk is the only way to celebrate the superbowl.
aldremech:
Hope the less sober worked for you 
Hey James Patterson: I'm sick of your TV ads bragging about how riveting every chapter you write is. You're not a writer; the last 1000 novels you've published are credited to "James Patterson and [insert name here]" because you're too fucking dead inside to write anything. Hacks like me (but luckier than me) wrote y...our last 20 books. Fuck off, die, and along comes a...
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_solipsist_:
Oh he needs to be dead....... I had no idea who he was and looked up his web site......
UGH!
UGH!
bender99:
I have read a couple if his books and I am so not a fan.
Trying to think of what I was think about a minute ago. Goddamn frustrating. I was gonna drink tonight, and then after starting a movie and having a beer I wasn't gonna drink, and had a good cup of coffee and some shitty food, and then an hour later I decided I was gonna drink. So, a late start and I'm half-drunk at six-ish A.M....
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_solipsist_:
So..... why stay so drunk? ..... I mean that transition does suck, you're absolutely right..... At least going from stoned to not stoned in more subtle......
I'm curious....
I'm curious....
aldremech:
I hate doing that shit. I can't remember how many times I was still drunk getting to work after having not slept at all the night before. And funny enough, it was never a "planned" thing, but it did seem to become a regular one for a while.
My fiance came home last night. I feel better than I have in some time. We had a nice, quiet night and it was great sleeping next to her again. And while the sex is always good, it's just fucking amazing after going a month without it...
Here are some songs I like, accompanied by videos I mostly like. The first video's a little...blah. Really,...
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Here are some songs I like, accompanied by videos I mostly like. The first video's a little...blah. Really,...
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bender99:
I am glad your fiance came back and that you are feeling better.
SON OF A FUCKING CUNT.
I can't express how much I love cursing, except through a string of expletives.
I like words, and the art of putting them together. Even more I love teaming up cuss words with blasphemy. The phrases I'm most proud of (though I'm sure someone somewhere has brought these words together as well) are "Fuck God in the mouth!" and "Cum...
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I can't express how much I love cursing, except through a string of expletives.
I like words, and the art of putting them together. Even more I love teaming up cuss words with blasphemy. The phrases I'm most proud of (though I'm sure someone somewhere has brought these words together as well) are "Fuck God in the mouth!" and "Cum...
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ceallach13:
I have most, if not all, of his spoken word albums. And Rollin's Band albums. And videos. And books. Just a minor obsession.
ceallach13:
Thank you. She reminds me of somebody I know that. This will probably be racking my brain all night.
I just remembered. She reminds me of the actress Anna Paquin, who played Rogue in X-Men.
Another good song.
I could really imagine seeing them in like some smaller, slightly dirty nightclub. The intimacy of being up close combined with copious amounts of alcohol I think would make for an extraordinary night.
I just remembered. She reminds me of the actress Anna Paquin, who played Rogue in X-Men.
Another good song.
I could really imagine seeing them in like some smaller, slightly dirty nightclub. The intimacy of being up close combined with copious amounts of alcohol I think would make for an extraordinary night.
I don't care how immature it is to find this shit hilarious. (*I'm still too dumb to embed a youtube clip.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVogg_0Hhus
Might I add, my right arm is pretty damn toned.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVogg_0Hhus
Might I add, my right arm is pretty damn toned.
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ceallach13:
I saw that on The Daily Show. I don't remember how he made fun of it, but it was hilarious. It's even funnier when guy's are using it.
(To embed a video just open the video on a different tab. Then copy the address and hit Youtube above the emoticons. Then paste in the window that pops up.)
(To embed a video just open the video on a different tab. Then copy the address and hit Youtube above the emoticons. Then paste in the window that pops up.)
ceallach13:
Makes sense....bunch of jerkoffs! 
JD Salinger died today. I first read Catcher in the Rye when I was 16. I was thrown in the juvenile psych ward the day after my birthday for a week and a day. I was already scheduled to go to military school so I ran aways from home, slept on people's floors, got stoned and drunk and got my first blowjob. I ran away...
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rcrx:
Catcher in the Rye was the only Salinger I've read. I appreciate it more now than I did as an adolescent trapped in my own situation and unable to even connect to Catcher. RIP Salinger.
_moonbeam_:
What would it take to make it a 10?
Court was painless. The trip there started out shaky enough; after my cab was ten minutes late I had to call the service, who said my ride was a minute away, and that I should go wait outside. Well, thanks, sure, but after another ten minutes I did some investigating and found the taxi at the apartment building behind mine. Of course I requested the...
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poweredbyink:
^^LOL^^
Glad to hear that all has worked out well.
Glad to hear that all has worked out well.
drrn:
Strangely it wasn't, really. I bought a bottle of sake to try and didn't particularly enjoy it. I have a lot of port and decided to mask the sake with the port. Can't say it worked very well.
Drunk and reading and listening to music. I think I'm at four packs a day currently, for christ's sake. And here are the lyrics (they read well even without music) to one of my favorite songs of the past half decade, "Cattle and The Creeping Things" by The Hold Steady. That's all I got.
"They got to the part with the cattle and the creeping...
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jonas_thorazine:
Yes it....wait......yes, it is. Thanks! 
_solipsist_:
so is the deed done?
You know just like I do when the words come they come and when they don't .......
You know just like I do when the words come they come and when they don't .......
I did NOT have court today. For some reason I thought it was today, when in fact it's Wednesday the 25th. My attorney showed up too. He'd failed to review the ticket.
This is what happens when an unpublished hack writer and a lawyer put their heads together. Our reunion of genius is Wednesday.
Pass me that 12 pack
This is what happens when an unpublished hack writer and a lawyer put their heads together. Our reunion of genius is Wednesday.
Pass me that 12 pack
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jonas_thorazine:
That's what I meant.
I know when I have court. Seriously. I swear.
*Tilts back head and pours a pint of scotch directly down throat*
I know when I have court. Seriously. I swear.
*Tilts back head and pours a pint of scotch directly down throat*
tunnel_vision:
I don't have him blocked ... so he can make a heartfelt apology at any time.
I have court tomorrow. Wish me luck. Or in Tunnel's case, wish me COCK.
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ceallach13:
Good cock! That's much more important anyways.
lilli:
Good luck... and lucky cock!
SCUM!