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Wednesday Aug 13, 2003

Aug 13, 2003
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i'll stream of conciousness some of the highlights from the last few weeks:

the porn convention in hollywood, florida was great. veeerry tiring, but great. i went to bed no earlier than 5 am (if at all) for 4 nights and worked hard each day. the late afternoons and evenings were thick with drinking and partying and swimming in an amazing pool at the westin hotel. swam in the ocean some too.

met some great people. hung out with some folks i had met at the last show. got to show off my drinking skills at the jagermeister kegerator... generally did plenty of bad things... wore myself out.

lots of naked porn chicks... jumped off the second level of the pool (14ft) into 3.5 feet of water then had a naked chick on my shoulders with huge fake boobs.

raided the mini bar at 4am and got into the plush bathrobes provided by the hotel for some early morning mini booze bottle drinking - and pringles, of course...

ate sushi everyday for dinner. we had two girls from playboy in our booth. i was in charge of them. me and my buddy rich totally swung 'em and they hung out with us the whole time they were there. that was cool. made me feel special. they were super fucking hot too and wouldn't even put on much makeup or shave their legs before coming down to the show floor to sign autographs. they were totally not what you'd expect from playboy girls. they were witty and crass and hot and fun - joked about peeing on people. nice combo...

got my first real djing gig on Aug 20th. for those sacto peeps it's at the press club. 10pm-11pm on wednesday. i've been putting together a set that rocks. all kicking breaks with a lot of bass and funky beats. pretty fast stuff too, it's a drum and bass crowd so i'm keeping it moving. i'm stoked. i've discovered that i don't fuck up mixes when i'm sober. spinning all wasted seems to have a connection with crappy mixing. good to know before my debut. 1 week from today i leave the dojo...

my girlfriend had surgery on both her feet and she's been incapacitated, completely. can't get around by herself. i can now put home care nursing skills on my resume. it's a labor of love so it's not so bad. and she's pretty and not smelly at all so that's helps. i watched a lot of movies this past weekend. it was cool to have a great excuse to be couch-bound for a couple days.

there's more, but this is getting long and i must go pretend to work for a while.

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alisa:
it sounds like you had a blast. playboy bunnies huh? when i was little there was a playboy club in columbus. i wanted to be an old school bunny in a club sooo bad. and now that you're posting again you're going to have to keep me on my toes about reading the updates.

thanks for your kind words.
kiss
Aug 15, 2003
admitourmistakes:
JONAS! I missed you dear
Aug 18, 2003

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