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jomei

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Monday Jul 10, 2006

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Took a 1/4" chunk of my thumb off with a French Mandolin (it's a cooking utensil used for slicing quickly for those that don't know, the original manual food processor).

While someone once said that the best way to a woman's heart is through the rib cage, I've decided on a more devious and subversive direction. I'm going to bake her a strawberry tart, using my mad French (u|s|ne $killz. I might actually get a date, if not there is always the Red Light district. Looking for my street corner girl.

Jomei
miao!!

Update 06-12-2006

P.S. I have a movie Suggestion for those lurkers out there that read my Blog (can we say conceited on my part. It's SG not Furry Naked Cats, so I shouldn't have too much web traffic due to my lack of female tits, but I digress). The movie suggestion is Vampire War (aka Bloodsucker). It's a Vampire Western-ish Sci-Fi movie with a bit of cult campy-ness.
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jackie:
put the strawberry tart in my pants wink
Jul 17, 2006
vivid:
"As for your Bo, the question is. Is he jealous that you have a girl on the side? If so tough, you complain about his push and pull treatment of you, not just the bad things he's doing. Hacking your password however does push him into the controling asshole catagory."

No no, he was the one who pushes me to go on a date with her.
I am the jealous one. Of his other girl.
You know how it is.

But no worries. Things are sort of working out.
Jul 17, 2006

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