my new favorite saying: snake in the grass.
as in, "well yeah, what do you expect? that girl is such a snake in the grass."
last night i ended up going to a couple of strip clubs, still not exactly sure why. outside union jacks there was this HUGE! stretch limo and i'm thinking i'm going to walk in the club and see fucking david hasselhoff or something. no. no, david. there was, however, a few older fellas in cowboy hats and pointy shit kickin boots.
one of the friends i was with ended up brushing up against one of the cowboys while he was walking by. the drunk ass hick yells "boy, when you bump n to a geentlemen in a cowbah hat, you god damn better say 'cuse me." a skermish insues and the cowboys ended up being escorted out into, guess what? the LIMO! they must have been some damn inportnant hicks. i would still howvever been much more entertained seeing david hasselhoff. at least the owner of the club gave everyone in our posse a drink and dinner on the house for the trouble.
well, i'm off to write a sociology paper. see you all at the country club.
-jo
as in, "well yeah, what do you expect? that girl is such a snake in the grass."
last night i ended up going to a couple of strip clubs, still not exactly sure why. outside union jacks there was this HUGE! stretch limo and i'm thinking i'm going to walk in the club and see fucking david hasselhoff or something. no. no, david. there was, however, a few older fellas in cowboy hats and pointy shit kickin boots.
one of the friends i was with ended up brushing up against one of the cowboys while he was walking by. the drunk ass hick yells "boy, when you bump n to a geentlemen in a cowbah hat, you god damn better say 'cuse me." a skermish insues and the cowboys ended up being escorted out into, guess what? the LIMO! they must have been some damn inportnant hicks. i would still howvever been much more entertained seeing david hasselhoff. at least the owner of the club gave everyone in our posse a drink and dinner on the house for the trouble.
well, i'm off to write a sociology paper. see you all at the country club.
-jo
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hardluck5413:
I think David Hasselhoff just got into a motorcycle accident and broke a few bones. I read that somewhere a couple of days ago. Snake in the grass is awesome. My dad used to say that all the time. It was a lot better than his "silly goose" line.
orchid1:
I was wondering where you got the earrings in your Radio set, the big silver almost-hoop claws? I really like them alot and was hoping that maybe you had found them somewhere in Portland...so that maybe I could find some...