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jolene

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Tuesday Jan 07, 2003

Jan 7, 2003
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sorry about the depressing entry yesterday. it won't happen again i promise. i hate letting people see me being sad or vaunerable... and even more so then that, i hate feeling this way.

to lighten the mood of my last post ( and the way this one began), i want to pass on a radical joke i heard. and it goes a little something like this *ahem*:

what does a stripper do her asshole before work?
- she drops him off at band practice.

thank spooky for that one folks wink
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zenexistence:
Heya, Miss Jo -- I'm sorry I'm a little late for the party here, but let me offer you my sincerest condolences on your recent issues. Shit like this really makes you wake up and look around sometimes ... or it makes you retreat back into your own lil' hidey-hole, which I just recently emerged from myself.
Stiff upper lip, kid, hang in there.
I'll burn you a copy of my original Nekros 'Hellbound' CD, that I got for X-mas.

Okay, on a lighter note:

What's brown with holes in it ... ?

DRUM ROLL, PLEASSSSSSE!

Swiss Shit.

Thank you, thank you, I'll be be all week. Send your unopened cans of PBR to:

Stupid Scotty
123 Whatdafuck Lane
Finster, FL 131313
Jan 13, 2003
mcqueen:
the CD is done...

Mix Master McQueen
Jan 15, 2003

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