jolene

It hard to keep up on this thing when you're such a busy lady. Its been what, maybe a month or so since I've updated? Well here's the skinny...

- I got a new puppy named Charlie. He is an American Staffordshire Terrier and is obscenely adorable. (Check in my pics to peep him). He is my baby and I love him to death.

- Was in an obsurd altercation in a bar a few weekends ago. A girl decided to attack me while I was in a toilet stall. A broke bottle and a few punches later it was over. I am happy to report the only injury I sustained was a bite on the hand and a sore scalp from having my hair pulled.

- Went rollerskating around town with a girlfriend of mine. She had an extra pair of skates she let me skate in... hot pink with black wheels and laces. Meow. We have decided to start an all girl rollerskating crew and to try to out number the bike punks here. In Portland... not so likely, but we're going to try dammit.

- I have been eating nothing but chocolate cake with cream cheese icing the past 4 days.

- Went and saw Hellboy and all I have to say is GOD DAMN. Ron Perlman is one strange looking mother fucker. I know they painted his face red and all, but still...

Alright ladies and gentlemen. I'm off like a dress on prom night.