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jolene

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Wednesday Dec 04, 2002

Dec 4, 2002
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why is it that, no matter how late I am running to class, I always have time to take the long way around school and pass the auto shop? what it is it about boys working on cars.... their hands covered in grease, thier work jackets, the beastly forearm muscles?

today, as i passed by the auto shop, a fella was pulling up in a 72 (i think) black dodge dart. he winked at me and my heart nearly jumped out of my throat.

speaking of shit jumpng out of throats, i have sworn off tequilla. jo + tequilla= bad news.

"someones gonna get smacked tonight...
someones gonna get wacked tonight...
someones gonna get a slap tonight from me....
AND ITS GONNA BE YOU!"

name the artist and i'll send you a sticker.

-miss j

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orchid1:
Man I could've guessed that! I am never up on the quotes and thigns that people put up...but I'm a bit late on this one I see. You're the first person I've come across since I moved out here (though I realize I could've found this from anywhere) that knows CockSparrer! You've made my night. Thanks.
Dec 8, 2002
krazmo:
Aw, woman. You kill me. Why can't there be machinist groupies, huh? We get just as dirty. Maybe it's the lack of giant throbbing surrogate penii to ride around in. Maybe I should switch careers.
Dec 9, 2002

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