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Thursday Jan 15, 2004

Jan 15, 2004
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I've heard people say "when life gives you lemons, make lemon-aide" but I am the type of person who would rather
just throw the damn lemon
at the person who really believes that. Or a potato. Or whatever is in my hand at the time.

Have you ever noticed that in the middle of believe is lie? I just made that discovery.

I'm so glad the ice and snow are finally melting in good old Portland. Town shut down for nearly a week due to 6 inches of snow and a wee bit of ice. What does this say about Portlanders and thier ability to function in winter weather? They are total pussies. At least I got a couple of days off school, right?

In those days off I:

1. made an old reggae/ soul mixtape
2. watched "Gangster #One" a million times.
3. Wore a mini skirt in 20 degree weather.
4. Saw my new favorite local band, Lovely, play with Black out Radio.
5. Took a bunch of randy pictures with a poloroid.
6. Gave my new kitty, Frankenbruiser, a hair cut. Meowzers.
7. Gave myself a hair cut.

Yea. I love being pro-active...
VIEW 8 of 8 COMMENTS
nixxx:
Hahah its true, as Timone and Pumba so rightly say (from The Lion King!) - when the world turns its back on you, you turn your back on the world!

You wore a mini skirt in the snow? eeek Kerrrazy woman!!

Cute name for a cat smile

=x=
Jan 18, 2004
planbron:
Bad Ass! Can I be your friend? awesome pics. Very Hot!
Jan 19, 2004

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