jolene

Dear Santa,

For christmas I really don't want too much of anything fancy. The following requests I am about to make I consider to be essential for living a happy, healthy life.

I would like my new kitten Franky Bones to learn how to cover his poop so my room no longer stinks.

I would like Vito to enjoy the company of his new little brother and not attack him anymore.

I would like Shamus to have the fu-man-chu he has always wanted. This way his beard will not drop dog food and drip water all over my home.

Keep Tom safe and out of fights.

Make sure Alex has eveything she needs to keep her sain/ happy/ healthy. Oh and make sure she gets a Buddy Holly poster for our living room.

I would like Nick to move his drum-set to my home asap so I can play them.

I would like you to find a lovely lady for Kurt so he can no longer say that he was born to lose in love.

Make sure Chris gets a hair-cut. Good God.

I would like a cure for herpes so my ex-boyfriend is no longer afficted with the genital mutations that make him insane.

I would like the above stated ex-boyfriend to burn in the firey pits of hell for the remainder of existence. (Get over it man.... we dated FOUR years ago.)

That is all.

Sincirest Salutations,
Me

Oh and post script I nearly forgot...

Please tell me this is untrue.


I Will Be Murdered!.Getting shot in the back while getting a quick 20 out of the ATM, then being dragged to a strange mans apartment where he disembowels you and slowly eats you over the course of a year isn't the most glamorous way to die, but at least you were dressed to impress.



how will you die?