jolene

i will never drink tequilla again.
i will never drink tequilla again.
i will never drink tequilla again.

for some strange reason last night i thought it would be a good idea to guzzle off a bottle of sauza after drinking several gin and tonics, several beers, and a few shots of whiskey.

jolene + tequilla = bad news.

funny thing is, i can go from being my usual drunken self (a silly, horn throwin, butt rockin lass) to a fiesty, sloppy drunk in one shot of tequilla. i ripped my skirt getting fiesty with linz, fucked up my favorite pair of vintage black pumps, and almost knocked over a fish tank. boo me. i repeat...

i will never drink tequilla again.