A duck walked into a hardware store and asked the man behind the counter, Do you have any gwapes?
The man replied, Uhno. The duck turned around and left.
The next day the same duck came back and asked the same man, Do you have any gwapes?
The man, getting quickly irritated, said, No, we do not have any grapes! And, if you come in...
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The man replied, Uhno. The duck turned around and left.
The next day the same duck came back and asked the same man, Do you have any gwapes?
The man, getting quickly irritated, said, No, we do not have any grapes! And, if you come in...
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Oldie; but oh such a goodie!, let me know wut you think!!!!
A rabbit running through the forest stumbles upon a deer rolling a joint. The rabbit says, Dont do that. Come running with me. Its much more fun! The deer takes off with the rabbit.
They come across an elephant doing coke. Come running with us, elephant, says the rabbit. Youll feel so good!...
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A rabbit running through the forest stumbles upon a deer rolling a joint. The rabbit says, Dont do that. Come running with me. Its much more fun! The deer takes off with the rabbit.
They come across an elephant doing coke. Come running with us, elephant, says the rabbit. Youll feel so good!...
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Hello To All.
Hope everyone's doing well!!
As for myself; I'm okay, most things are going well w/ me. I just wish ppl would get back to me on my jokes; I know they're not all gonna be funny, nor politically correct but I try!
Keep on Smiling!!
Hope everyone's doing well!!
As for myself; I'm okay, most things are going well w/ me. I just wish ppl would get back to me on my jokes; I know they're not all gonna be funny, nor politically correct but I try!
Keep on Smiling!!
jokster1979:
Those jokes you kracked on previous entries were funny as Hell!! I'm sorry that no ones' peeped them yet, they don't know wut they're missin'!!
This joke takes place in Heaven; where you are rewarded a fancy means of transportation, if your faithful in love!!
A widow of 10yrs had just passed away. Upon entering Heaven; he was told to stand in a line and wait his turn, for questioning.
His turn had arrived; and St. Peter had asked him how faithful he was in his marriage?
The man replied...
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A widow of 10yrs had just passed away. Upon entering Heaven; he was told to stand in a line and wait his turn, for questioning.
His turn had arrived; and St. Peter had asked him how faithful he was in his marriage?
The man replied...
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mckenzie:
u better believe it!
agenda:
when i get the energy for the gusto, i suppose you'll see a set 
Okay; I've tried all my nice jokes, none seem to which work-out, so I'll "TRY" this:
( Please bare in mind that my sister is Polish; and I HAVE NO ILL FEELINGS towards anyone / thing!!!!!!!! )
An American; Canadian, and Polish man were walking through the Sahara Desert.
The American was carrying water, the Canadian carried meat, and the Polish man was carrying a...
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( Please bare in mind that my sister is Polish; and I HAVE NO ILL FEELINGS towards anyone / thing!!!!!!!! )
An American; Canadian, and Polish man were walking through the Sahara Desert.
The American was carrying water, the Canadian carried meat, and the Polish man was carrying a...
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dorsal:
CUTE! i thought it was funny!
Here's a joke my Brother taught me ions ago:
( It's long, but bare w/ me!! )
Three lawyers get shipwrecked upon a desolate island; just then, about one-thousand islanders rushed out and tied up the lawyers.
The chief stepped forward and gave them each a choice;
"DEATH -or- DAMMI"
The first lawyer thought to himself; ( I have a wife & family w/ a...
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( It's long, but bare w/ me!! )
Three lawyers get shipwrecked upon a desolate island; just then, about one-thousand islanders rushed out and tied up the lawyers.
The chief stepped forward and gave them each a choice;
"DEATH -or- DAMMI"
The first lawyer thought to himself; ( I have a wife & family w/ a...
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jokster1979:
Man; you're one funny guy, I love the way you always crack jokes!!!!
jackie:
HAHA thats terrible! but you know i'll be using that joke at work tomorrow
We all carry some emotional luggage with us; starting from a small tote-bag, to a huge assortment of friggin' suitcases!!
But what I think some people don't understand; is that when you're on an airplane / bus or train, they only allow you to bring on a small piece item.
Think of your life; as that ride, afterall we are all travelling to some destination...
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But what I think some people don't understand; is that when you're on an airplane / bus or train, they only allow you to bring on a small piece item.
Think of your life; as that ride, afterall we are all travelling to some destination...
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elly:
dropkick that big bag of crap off the plane man!
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY
TO ALL MOTHERS
And to all of the expectant; and all others who care for
children.
TO ALL MOTHERS
And to all of the expectant; and all others who care for
children.
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dorsal:
i had a shity fucken day...!
but how was yours puddin?
but how was yours puddin?
dorsal:
hey how much are you into the joker? have you read the comics and shit? they are fun to read!
I find myself laughing oh so much 2 the movie "Robots"; w/ Robin Williams, simply hillarious!!
I don't know; my mind is so simple right now, especially after The " Mind - Dump " earlier. My shoulders feel much betta now.
Keep Smiling for Me!!
I don't know; my mind is so simple right now, especially after The " Mind - Dump " earlier. My shoulders feel much betta now.
Keep Smiling for Me!!
trinkie:
its good to blog out and watch movies like that cuz they alow you to see how much people don't allow there true feelings to show and hold a "this is what everyone wants me to feel" mask over themselfs... we don't apreciate that (forgive me if you aren't relious) god gave us the best and worst gift, humanity and all the crap that comes with it..
hope your feel better
hope your feel better
And now kids; it is time for a wonderful installment of the
MIND-DUMP
Lately I've been feeling very down; hiding my true-self behind walls and masks of silliness and disillusions, typical of me once in awhile! When I was about 12-13yrs old; I was diagnosed as a "Manic-Depressive", which is now well known as "Bi-Polar Disorder".
I was put on diff. meds. that made me...
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MIND-DUMP
Lately I've been feeling very down; hiding my true-self behind walls and masks of silliness and disillusions, typical of me once in awhile! When I was about 12-13yrs old; I was diagnosed as a "Manic-Depressive", which is now well known as "Bi-Polar Disorder".
I was put on diff. meds. that made me...
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kbpulp:
psych doctors are always quick to throw people on meds - if you are really against it, you should ask about alternative methods - with that said, I'm not sure if they would even know what to recommend to you. Just know that there have been major advancements in drug therapy - and if you are a fairly healthy individual then maybe you'll do ok.
kyra:
Thank you for commenting on my set!
Why is it so fucking cold in beef-a-lo?
and no, my pussy didn't catch a cold