jokster1979

Hope this finds everyone well!!!!

Feeling weird today; just a few days ago, went to a smoking cessation laser thingie.
I got zapped; have'nt smoked for over 72hrs, it really helped null the pains of the withdrawl symptoms.
All I have to do is try not to associate the habitual aspect of smoking; you know the cigs. w/ coffee, the after dinner cig., then after...
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I feel alot betta than I've been lately!!!! That's only thanks to all of the warm support from all ofyou!!


So.....

Where do I go from here......



Two sperms are swimming. One looks over at the other and says,
"I'm exhausted! Are we almost there?"
The other sperm looks back at him and says,
"Are you kidding? We just passed the esophagus!"


Keep the Smiles...
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Feeling a lil' better today; not that I've been getting enough sleep or anything, is 2hrs a nite enough?!?!
I just kan't bring myself to sleep; everytime I lay my head down the dreams & N-mares stir me awake, creepy shit too!!!
I've even tried thinking of lustorous fantasies.. To no AVAIL!!
I can only remember waking up crying; and that was when I was...
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Well............


We buried my Father today; beautiful service, wonderful weather! At the Wake last night; I broke down a lil' when I saw him in the casket, but he looked so peaceful.
They kinda kaked the make-up on too much; too much like a mannequin, but all-n-all a masterful result!


How ironic though; 06/06/06 (666), of all days huh?!?!

Thanks for all the support!!!!

No smiles right now kiddies; just found out that my Father had passed, his " Partner " informed us an hour afterwards.
My Father has been sick; throat cancer, had to have a trac thingie put in. Possible tumor; unsure, " Partner " always kept us in the dark!!
But looking at the silver lining of the darkened couds; and feeling a lil' warm, my...
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Three men were asked what they would want to be said about them at their funerals.
The first one said, I want someone to say I was a wonderful father.
The second man said, I want someone to say I was the greatest baseball player ever.
The last man said, "I want someone to say, Hes moving, hes moving!




SMILE DAMMIT!!!!!!

Here's a joke that's pretty decent!!


Gary wants to kill his wife, so he calls his best friend Arty to do the vicious deed for him. After Arty agrees, Gary asks how much he needs to pay for getting rid of his better half.

Nothing, Arty says. I hate her just as much as you do.

I have to give you something, Gary replies.

OK,...
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Everything w/ me is going smoothly; maybe here & there some bumps, but what doesnt kill us makes us stronger. I really do love the fact; that within only a few short number of weeks, Ive made so many interesting friends! I feel as though I can write anything & everything that comes to mind. I know the jokes I put down arent always funny;...
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An attractive, well-dressed woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks around and spots the perfect rug and walks over to inspect it.
As she bends to feel the texture of the rug she farts loudly. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed. As she turns back, standing next to her is a salesman.

Good...
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