I have been feeling a lil under the weather;
sinus issues and all, sux !!
So here is an attempt to keep the smiles rolling along
those beautiful faces I see here ...
A young lady came home from a date rather sad. She told her mother,
"He proposed to me an hour ago."
"Then why are you so sad?" her mother asked.
"Because he also told me he was an atheist. Mom, he doesn't even believe there's a hell!"
Her mother replied,
"Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we'll show him how wrong he is."
...
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for a while.
One asked how the other's husband was doing.
"Oh! Ted died last week. He went out to the garden to dig up a cabbage for dinner, had a heart attack and dropped down dead right there in the middle of the vegetable patch!"
"Oh dear! I'm very sorry," replied her friend. "What did you do?"
"Opened a can of peas instead!"
...
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant," said Edna to Priscilla.
"But I thought you said your hubby had a vasectomy," Priscilla responded.
"He did. That's why I have to take every precaution."
...
A woman asked her husband, If I died, would you get married again?
Definitely not! he replied.
Why not, don't you like being married? she asked curiously.
Of course I do, he said.
Then, why wouldn't you remarry?
"Okay, I'd get married again, he admitted.
You would? she asked hurtfully.
"Yes, I would, he said with confidence.
The woman pressed, Would you sleep with her in our bed?
The man replied, Of course. Where else would we sleep?
Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with hers?
Sure. That would seem like the right thing to do.
"Would you let her use my golf clubs?"
She can't use them. She's left-handed.
...
A young couple were married, and celebrated their first night together, doing what newly weds do, time and again, all night long.
Morning comes and the groom goes into the bathroom but finds no towel when he emerges from the shower. He asks the bride to please bring one from the bedroom.
When she gets to the bathroom door, he opened the door, exposing his body for the first time to his bride where she see him well.
Her eyes went up and down and at about midway, they stopped and stared, and she asked shyly,
"What's THAT?", pointing to a small part of his anatomy.
He, also being shy, thought for a minute and then said,
"Well, that's what we had so much fun with last night."
And she, in amazement, asked, "Is that all we have left?"
Love To ALL !!
~ Richard
sinus issues and all, sux !!
So here is an attempt to keep the smiles rolling along
those beautiful faces I see here ...
A young lady came home from a date rather sad. She told her mother,
"He proposed to me an hour ago."
"Then why are you so sad?" her mother asked.
"Because he also told me he was an atheist. Mom, he doesn't even believe there's a hell!"
Her mother replied,
"Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we'll show him how wrong he is."
...
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for a while.
One asked how the other's husband was doing.
"Oh! Ted died last week. He went out to the garden to dig up a cabbage for dinner, had a heart attack and dropped down dead right there in the middle of the vegetable patch!"
"Oh dear! I'm very sorry," replied her friend. "What did you do?"
"Opened a can of peas instead!"
...
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant," said Edna to Priscilla.
"But I thought you said your hubby had a vasectomy," Priscilla responded.
"He did. That's why I have to take every precaution."
...
A woman asked her husband, If I died, would you get married again?
Definitely not! he replied.
Why not, don't you like being married? she asked curiously.
Of course I do, he said.
Then, why wouldn't you remarry?
"Okay, I'd get married again, he admitted.
You would? she asked hurtfully.
"Yes, I would, he said with confidence.
The woman pressed, Would you sleep with her in our bed?
The man replied, Of course. Where else would we sleep?
Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with hers?
Sure. That would seem like the right thing to do.
"Would you let her use my golf clubs?"
She can't use them. She's left-handed.
...
A young couple were married, and celebrated their first night together, doing what newly weds do, time and again, all night long.
Morning comes and the groom goes into the bathroom but finds no towel when he emerges from the shower. He asks the bride to please bring one from the bedroom.
When she gets to the bathroom door, he opened the door, exposing his body for the first time to his bride where she see him well.
Her eyes went up and down and at about midway, they stopped and stared, and she asked shyly,
"What's THAT?", pointing to a small part of his anatomy.
He, also being shy, thought for a minute and then said,
"Well, that's what we had so much fun with last night."
And she, in amazement, asked, "Is that all we have left?"
Love To ALL !!
~ RichardVIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
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