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Thursday May 28, 2009

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?Q?
Have you ever wondered what will be said about you at your own funeral?
A eulogy of sorts; a story summarizing your life, I wonder what would be said of me!

"Richard was a decent guy. He always tried to make others around him smile; regardless of his own feelings, or how silly he would look in doing so. He was creative in his writing; and in the way he loved and saw the world, a true loving spirit. He will dearly, be missed indeed!"

That sounds simple enough; a true loving spirit, fits me about right!
But; what I want to know is, do all that hear it, really know how I came to be?

It goes back to how I was raised; with two loving and hard struck understanding parents, along with my oddly loving siblings, they were all the cement and stones for my foundation! My family.
We didnt have riches; we lived moderately, our parents made sure we got by just enough. There was so much love! No matter how we all fought at times; so much loving feelings between us all, it kept us going!


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So; What would be said about YOU ?!?




P.S.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctors only to find he didn't have long to live. So he summoned the three most important people in his life to tell them of his fate.

1. His Doctor
2. His Priest
3. His Lawyer

Well, today I found out I don't have long to live. So I have summoned you three here, because you are the most important people in my life, and I need to ask a favor. Today, I am going to give each of you and envelope with $50,000 dollars inside.

When I die, I would ask that all three of you throw the money into my grave.

After the man passed on, the 3 people happened to run into each other. The doctor said, "I have to admit I kept $10,000 dollars of his money, he owed me on lots of medical bills. But, I threw the other $40,000 in like he requested."

The Priest said, "I have to admit also, I kept $25,000 dollars for the church. Its all going to a good cause. I did, however,
throw the other $25,000 in the grave."

Well the Lawyer just couldn't believe what he was hearing! "I am surprised at you two taking advantage of him like that."

"I wrote a check for the full amount and threw it all in!!!"



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