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jokerz4fun

St.Clair Shores

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Wednesday Jul 05, 2006

Jul 5, 2006
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This four day weekend was awsome, I didnt do a thing. All I did was lay around the house and watch movies. These hills have eyes,,,freaky sick twisted,,,,just my kinda movie. Oh i also watched Just Friends, F'en funny movie, I laughed my butt off. Ahhh good times

Now 20 facts about me,,,,thanks to Naoturn for the tag lol I just want to let you know I hated doing this in high school lmao

1) I like all kinda of music, from rock to bagpipes. I guess it just depends on what kind of mood I'm in.

2) I used to live in the Florida Keys a few years back, well one night I was at a local bar and I had a termite fly into my ear. It went as far as it could go in my head, to the point of you couldnt see the damn thing and I couldnt hear. So for the next hour I had deal with the little shit crawling around in there biting and shaking its ass. Everytime it would start to back out of my ear I would try to pull it out with my finger but all I would do is hit its ass and it would run back in. Well as times passed and sweat poured off me, the stupid thing flew out. For weeks I would wake up in the middle of the night freaking out. So now I hate bugs and if anything flys by my ear I do my sissy ewww ewww get it away dance

3) When I was a kid my mom used to put makeup on me. She says it was just blush but still the effects from her sick ways have had a long lasting effect on me lol. Oh yeah she also used to curl my hair. Granted I was like 2 and it was the 70's but still. My sister is 5 years older so its not like my mom wanted a girl cause she had one. I just think mom was on some good drugs back then lol

4) This may sound odd but death follows me. Not sure what I mean here let me break it down for ya. In the past 9 years Ive seen 3 grandparents pass away, 3 of my friends dads pass, 3 friends-1 shot to death, one killed head on car crash, one od, 6 aunts/uncles on my dads side, All from Alabama. 7 aunts/uncles on my moms side. Thats a total of 22 people in 9 years, my avg is 2.4 a year, kinda freaky isnt it.

5) I hate my job, I know most people do but I really really hate my job. I only have two more months until the salon is open but still, it now has become a chore to wake up in the morning. My brother enlaws father and brother are two big time assholes, who are always right no matter what. I hate that, it drives my crazy.

6) I fall in love way to fast. I have no idea why or I would fix that small problem.

7) I often get the "your a nice guy" label. Which all girls know when you say that to a guy its not good. When those words are spoken Im sent into the "friends" category. Once your a friend theres no turning back. Ahhh good times

8) When my parents split my mom was forced to raise bobbie(sister) and myself with no help. So growing up I never saw my mom due to her working 3 jobs to support us. She would work 9-5 at her day job then from there she would go wait on tables from 6-2am, the weekends she would clean houses. I give my mom all the credit in the world for what she did. I love my mom to death.

9) So lets talk about dad or as I like to call him bob. In order to get the father label you umm have to be some kind of roll model. My parents split when I was 6, it was a nasty nasty divorce. I still remember all there fights, word for word. So anyays while mom was bettering herself bob was on a slow decline. His company went under, he went broke, which just gave him a bigger reason to slip farther into the bottle. Bob has always had a small drinking problem but from when I was 6-12 it was real bad. When I turned 13 he was offered a great job, and he had the chance to travle the globe. Which left us kids not seeing him all that often, hey lets face that wasent sucha bad thing. But now Bob's tring to make up for lost time and yes he still has the brown bottle flu

10) I would just like to say I hate doing this I have no Idea how Im going to come up with 9 more.

11) In person Im really really really shy. To the point of sometimes I studder. Gotta love it!

12) Just about every girlfriend Ive had Ive been hooked up with. like Ive said I'm shy so I dont go up to girls and talk to them. God if I did that I would prob pass out or thorw up. lol

13) Im a country boy at heart. I love the country!!! I like not being around the city, traffic, loud noises. Ive lived in big citys and dont get me wrong its a blast but it takes its toll on ya.

14) I was 15miin away from joinging the service. Last year I almost joined the air force, I had a sweet deal to go. I could join as a EMT/FireFighter and finish as an ranking officer. I also requested to go to Iraq to put some time in over there, lets face it they need medics and firefighters. So all I had to do was drive down to the office and sign the papers. I was ready to leave my apt when my girlfriend stopped me. She looked me in the eyes and said, she didnt want to lose the greatest thing thats ever happened to her. She grabbed me pulled me close and said "I dont want to get that phone call late at night, that something happened to you" Then to top it all off she started to cry. It was on that day, I heard her cry for the first and last time. So its cause of her that I'm sitting here today. I owe her

15) Ummmmm lets see what else. Oh I'm still friends with all my ex girlfriends. Why I have no idea. But for some odd reason I am.

16) In high school I used to be a big time stoner. I fit the mold to a tee, I had the long hair, red eyes, flannel shirts, black light in my room, lack of energy lol.

17) I believe in ghosts.

18) My mom once went to school to be a nun. She said she quit, I think she was thrown out lol

19) I want to learn Japanese. My cuz lived over there for two years teaching english. He's killer at it.

20) Last one sweet Ok heres a good one. Back in 96 on sweetest day I was held up at gun point. LOL I was stood up by a high school crush and me and a friend went to go to the store to get something to drink and some guy walked up to my car grabbed my friend and said this mother fucker aint getting back in da car untill u get me da cash. I was soooooooo pissed off, I wanted to kiil the guy. But I handed over the money and he ran off. But I did go after him with my car and I did catch up with him and I just missed run'en him over LOL

Wow that was a lot of work! Look it chewed up most of my day at work lol.

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hotaru_____:
Was it the new 'The Hills Have Eyes'? It is so crap compared to the original. Hehe.

I don't think I would win BB if I were on it!! I've already been told this afternoon that I wouldn't be allowed to go on as it's 'not me' or it would 'ruin me'. I don't think it would. I'd just like to do it!!


I would like to learn Japanese. I did start it, but stopped and haven't done it for a while.
Jul 5, 2006
nokturn:
Sorry- that was difficult, wasn't it... I didn't like it either...
Better news- it rained today.
At least people like me sigh with relief when Wimbledon tennis is on- not because I like tennis but because I know its gonna rain.
I got a learn Japanese set a while ago. I never got past 'Moshi moshi' though- it all sounds too 80's rock gig to me, plus I just have no patience learning langauges.
I'm holding out for them to invent that machine from the Matrix where you just learn something by plugging it in... Fingers crossed...
skull
Jul 5, 2006

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