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Thursday Jan 08, 2004

Jan 8, 2004
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ok...so Ive been drinking a little right? ...right...and its come to my attention that I need to clairify something...girls..there is a reason why if you live with boys, that there is more shampoo than there is conditioner...its because conditioner is awesome for making whoopie to yourself in the shower..no seriously..who needs girls when you have conditioner..its fucking aw-w-w-wsome.
love randy
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kikka:
i know i know
hah same for boys. slippery fun!
Jan 8, 2004
kikka:
ha!
Jan 9, 2004

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