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Thursday Dec 04, 2008

Dec 3, 2008
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If you ever get rapped, mugged or broken into in London make sure you do it in the city.

I had two shops broken into. One in the city and one in Mayfair. The Mayfair one was broken into first and both had about 50k worth of stock nicked.

After one week the city police had

1. Obtained CCTV footage
2. Done a full forensic investigation
3. Got the vans number plate
4. Details of the vans registered owner
5. The owners address
6. DNA and fingerprints for all the offenders
7. Put a date in the diary for an arrest.

After one week the Mayfair police had

1. Turned up early to a meeting, fucked off and never called me back.

Fucking unbelievable.


VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
veloriaa:
your shops?????????????
Dec 16, 2008
perdy:
I am heading for some sort of climax yes.
Dec 22, 2008

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