It's not like I don't meet women. I just don't meet single ones. All you husbands out there whould be warned: somebody is not keeping mama happy.
For me that equals drinking PBR & smoking cigarettes on chilly patios while Mrs. Somebody explains her problems to me. How lonely it is to sleep with someone on the other side of the bed.
The lack of...
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For me that equals drinking PBR & smoking cigarettes on chilly patios while Mrs. Somebody explains her problems to me. How lonely it is to sleep with someone on the other side of the bed.
The lack of...
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fairygrlz:
Very interesting.....have you ever been married? Have you ever got caught by the husbands??? 
well things are funny again.
Two cool things that happened lately:
The janitor at school (I've seen him every day for 2 years but never spoke to him nor heard him speak) stopped to tell me he thought all my columns have been insightful. Janitors are my demographic! I never realized he read the paper. Then a moment later the women's softball coach gave me...
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Two cool things that happened lately:
The janitor at school (I've seen him every day for 2 years but never spoke to him nor heard him speak) stopped to tell me he thought all my columns have been insightful. Janitors are my demographic! I never realized he read the paper. Then a moment later the women's softball coach gave me...
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Well I had a few with the boys tonight. The whole thing went quite late. But first I got my story.
Then it was open mike night. That was a big snooze. Which is why I ended up at the bars later on.
Nobidy got hurt, which is a plus, and the folks I encountered were more interesting than usual.
Also tried a couple new...
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Then it was open mike night. That was a big snooze. Which is why I ended up at the bars later on.
Nobidy got hurt, which is a plus, and the folks I encountered were more interesting than usual.
Also tried a couple new...
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melladoree:
I had never see it either, it was different to say the least! There are even some homo-erotic scenes!
So I set my interview with the deli guy. Next week sometime. It'll be a piece of cake. Probably a cannoli.
in the morning I'm going to cover an appearance by Senator Boxer. She's going to be in town to talk about Social Security.
Her office asked for someone my age to do it because SS is a more immediate concern for me.
Ha ha....
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in the morning I'm going to cover an appearance by Senator Boxer. She's going to be in town to talk about Social Security.
Her office asked for someone my age to do it because SS is a more immediate concern for me.
Ha ha....
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cayce:
how does one get the job of panty snatcher? i might need to bulk up my resume. 
It seemed more interesting than it actually was.
How do you write a poem?
well, you live a little then write down what it was like.
Then what?
It never stops.
I'm saying goodbye to the sweetest gal I've known in years.
Adios!
we had lunch today in the spanish style.
talked a little bit about native plants & why she gives a shit about...
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How do you write a poem?
well, you live a little then write down what it was like.
Then what?
It never stops.
I'm saying goodbye to the sweetest gal I've known in years.
Adios!
we had lunch today in the spanish style.
talked a little bit about native plants & why she gives a shit about...
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johnsonboy:
I almost forgot. someone called me a big sexy bear. 
ha ha. I don't even know who it was. I'm so old it's scary.
ha ha. I don't even know who it was. I'm so old it's scary.
toothpickmoe:
titillate is a good word.
I'm all excited. I get to move out of this flat place to a place with hills and water. Yes, and I get to live in a yurt, with a vicious dominatrix for a neighbor. She's so cruel, but I'm so mild. Ouch.
Only a couple more months around here, tie up some loose ends, chase some people down the alleys, that kind of thing,...
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Only a couple more months around here, tie up some loose ends, chase some people down the alleys, that kind of thing,...
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Note to self: do NOT spend all day trying to find a friend on the computer. Find one outside. The sun is out.
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jovia:
i'm excited that you already know you look strange with bras on your head. let me know if you change your mind. i think my bras would look nice on your head.
johnsonboy:
I don't have a problem with it. My head has enough corners to fill a bra or two out respectably, But I wouldn't go outside that way. I'm a little too shy for that. Around the house is a different matter.
Underwear of all sorts is really one of my favorite things. If there was some way to arrange such a thing, I'd be there for you. Plus, I would separate the colors for you and use the right amount of everything.
Underwear of all sorts is really one of my favorite things. If there was some way to arrange such a thing, I'd be there for you. Plus, I would separate the colors for you and use the right amount of everything.
p.s. Ooops! missed church....again.
godess_akasha:
What is it you're not quite used to?
johnsonboy:
the whole idea of meeting people you can see pictures of but can't see.
It's exciting but new. To me at least it's a very new idea.
It's exciting but new. To me at least it's a very new idea.
Somedays I wake up and it doesn't feel shitty. Wow.
maybe I can find someone to take out for dinner and a couple drinks.
the flowers and trees are bloomin' everywhere. That's a lot of ovaries to have to deal with.
maybe I can find someone to take out for dinner and a couple drinks.
the flowers and trees are bloomin' everywhere. That's a lot of ovaries to have to deal with.