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Wednesday Mar 30, 2005

Mar 30, 2005
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Does anyone have a woodpile I can split up into firewood for them? I'll do it for beer,
You can just sit in the shade and watch.
I promise not to say anything, just swing the axe.
I would go as far as 500 miles for the privilege. Just let me know.
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xip:
I'd say yes but also have the distinct impression that watching someone repeatedly swing an ax would scare the shit out of me, Amityville style.

Btw, I can't gauge sarcasm or faux-emotion on the Internet, so I never, never thought that anything about whatever relationship we've established was overtly sexual or that you were trying to make it that way (though I do believe sexuality tends to develop naturally between two people as they grow to care for each other as humans tend to do).

I'm doing acid tonight! I hope you're proud.
xip
Mar 30, 2005
tadzi:
funny, i actually enjoy doing this too.
Mar 31, 2005

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