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Wednesday Mar 09, 2005

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There are three kinds of people in the world. As I see it. Those you'd never fuck, those who'd never fuck you...and everybody else.
A great deal of life is spent in making that 3rd category the dominant one in your life.
Unless everybody already wants to fuck you. I imagine in that case you'd be wanting to narrow the field down a little.

like all the rest of nature, there is a constant rush toward balance.
This is all just mathematics.
And, I'm willing to admit that I'm no mathematician.
For me, it works like this: if I feel like the world is mostly full of people who would never fuck me, that's just the kind of world it is. But if, for some reason, I feel more optimistic about it, the number of those who'd go along with my lusty propositions increases dramtically. So the numbers aren't reliable. Someone may want to fuck you in the morning and feel entirely different about it by night. Or let's say the hormones are flowing. Things change. So you have to be alert. I mean that. Keep your head on a swivel.
Now as a practical matter you'd never fuck everyone that you wanted to. It's just not possible. Nor are most of us going to allow everyone who wants to fuck us that privilege.
But the negotiation, when we all figure out who's going to fuck whom, well, that's exciting. As long as there are still a few positions open. But here's the bonus: the turnover is continous. it's just a matter of opening the door.
But here's the hard part: it's all a big secret. When you want to fuck somebody, it's rude to just blurt it out.
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aeryn:
actually, like the crows in your pics, they do pretty well in the city. Course in my city we have bald eagles that nest near downtown, and peregine falcons living on the freeway bridge... I even saw a pileated (sp? I'm lazy today) woodpecker in the park and I live 20 blocks from the center of downtown. Ok I'll stop bragging now-

how many children do you have and their ages?
Mar 9, 2005
lolablu:
The part that really bugs me isn't so much that it's rude to blurt it out to total strangers. It's that it's considered rude even to blurt it out to friends.
Mar 9, 2005

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