So I'm a randy old fuck. But I have a moral code.
#1 rule: I don't take advantage of lonely married women. I was on about this last week, but it keeps coming up. I'll be your friend, but either work things out at home or get a vibrator.
That being said, I like the company.
if you're not lonely, that's fine. I'll be your friend too.
My brother called this morning. he was taking his high school welding class to some sort of contest at the university down the road. Wanted to know where to look for wild women.
He told me he played Grateful Dead music for the kids all the way down the mountain.
That was funny because his idea of music is Kenny Chesney. or at least it was. he told me the kids chose him to be their baseball coach. He's the coachy type I guess.
My friends from Paradise came by today. They told me the town gets its name from pair-o-dice, not anything to do with paradisciality.
then I went to the reading. mrs lonelyhearts kept me company. Then gave me an "innocent ride home".
that girl is headed for a crisis. No, she does not have my phone number.
fun fact: I heard on the radio that a man let his "girlfriend" tie him up, looking forward to sex games. She then whacked his pee pee off with a knife. (ouch) And threw it down the toilet. (glurg)
However. city workers removed the toilet and retirieved the misplaced dingus. Doctors put it back on. apparently the operation was a success. So don't try it, it won't work.
#1 rule: I don't take advantage of lonely married women. I was on about this last week, but it keeps coming up. I'll be your friend, but either work things out at home or get a vibrator.
That being said, I like the company.
if you're not lonely, that's fine. I'll be your friend too.
My brother called this morning. he was taking his high school welding class to some sort of contest at the university down the road. Wanted to know where to look for wild women.
He told me he played Grateful Dead music for the kids all the way down the mountain.
That was funny because his idea of music is Kenny Chesney. or at least it was. he told me the kids chose him to be their baseball coach. He's the coachy type I guess.
My friends from Paradise came by today. They told me the town gets its name from pair-o-dice, not anything to do with paradisciality.
then I went to the reading. mrs lonelyhearts kept me company. Then gave me an "innocent ride home".
that girl is headed for a crisis. No, she does not have my phone number.
fun fact: I heard on the radio that a man let his "girlfriend" tie him up, looking forward to sex games. She then whacked his pee pee off with a knife. (ouch) And threw it down the toilet. (glurg)
However. city workers removed the toilet and retirieved the misplaced dingus. Doctors put it back on. apparently the operation was a success. So don't try it, it won't work.