johnsonboy

I have it all figured out. Yes, the meaning of life.
Sadly, one of the conditions of having this knowledge is the inability to share it.
It's like one of those little bong hits people like. "It's all yours!"
Sometimes it takes two hits to get the whole thing. But it's all yours.
Mild euphoria has set in as a result.
I smile at everybody
They smile back, because I look like I know something.
Little do they know.
All day I had to hold it in. I was close to having a mental orgasm at the bagel shop at two o'clock. My brain was going to come all over the sidewalk.
Projectile ejaculation of the frontal lobe. Fluids leaking from the ears. it would have been a regrettable public display.
It was a close call but I kept it all together.
I'm so happy it's embarassing.