johnsonboy

My Life As A Penis

Call me Dick. I live alone.
I don't get out much, and when I do see the light of day, people go ape-shit.
I guess I'm not much to look at. Kind of bold and a little scary. I obviously can't do much about that.
I just like to get out and look around once in a while.
I have to wear a tight suit. It fits, but I can't bend over.
I smell like old cheese a lot of the time.
The best I can hope for is a good pummeling in the dark. It's really all I think about.

Then, I'm likely to curl up and fall asleep.