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johnq_average

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Tuesday May 09, 2006

May 9, 2006
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So I met this chick yesterday playing wingman for my buddy. This chick is not my type, she's got a kid, and she seems a bit too desperate. Oh Did I mention she's FUCKING PSYCHO?

I talked to her for about 2 hours, I was extremely nice, complimentative, and tried to give her attention to keep her from cockblocking my friend... that was my mistake.

How do you tell someone who went to the trouble of tracking you down on Myspace using only the tattoos on your arm in a bad picture, that you're not interested, without ending up in some crazy ladies basement, strapped down to a chair, dazed by Chloroform, recieve electroshock therepy via the testicles?

Seriously she has issues. ARRR!!!

*edit* damn I need to stop writing these things after drinking all night, but seriously the girl won't leave me alone and shes too crazy to just No.
azmaria:
yeah your right about the trains
May 10, 2006

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