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Sunday Apr 12, 2009

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Another new Illness to watch out for... Anal Glaucoma



A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home

because she is not feeling well. 'What's the matter?' he asks.



'I have a case of anal glaucoma,' she says in a weak voice.

'What the hell is anal glaucoma?'

'I can't see my ass coming into work today.'





I's MUCH rather be doing this.......



Maybe watch a movie with her head in my lap..... cuddle...... BUT GUESS WHO HAS TO WORK TODAY????????

frown frown frown wink wink frown frown


Hey, it's tax time, i understand!!!!! Everyone else have a great day!!!!!
VIEW 8 of 8 COMMENTS
lillithvain:
You totally just made my day!
Apr 12, 2009
jezabellah:
no i know but it wasnt just his finger,
it was a full blown dildo
Apr 12, 2009

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