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Getting u in the St. Paddy's Day Spirit....



Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday, and the priest almost fell down when he saw him.

Murphy had never been seen in church in his life. After Mass, the priest caught up with Murphy and said,

"Murphy, I am so glad you decided to come to Mass. What made you decide to join us?"

Murphy responded, "I got to be honest with you, Father.

A while back, I Misplaced me hat and I really, really love that hat. I know that McGlynn Had a hat just like mine, and I knew that McGlynn comes to church every Sunday. I also knew that McGlynn had to take off his hat during Mass and figured he would leave it in the back of church so I was going to leave after Communion and steal Mc Glynn's hat."

The priest in complete surprise said, "Well, Murphy, I notice that you didn't steal McGlynn's Hat. What changed your mind?"



Murphy said, "Well, after I heard your sermon on the 10 Commandments, I decided that I didn't need to steal McGlynn's hat."

The priest gave Murphy a big smile and said; "After I talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' you decided you would rather do without your hat than burn in Hell, right?"


Murphy shook his head and said, "No, Father, after you talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' I remembered where I left my hat."




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Winning costume at Mardi Gras.....



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VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
julianne:
no no no im going to portland oregon! hehe
Mar 16, 2009
lillithvain:
Oh good lord! That was fuuny
Mar 16, 2009

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