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A Pennsylvania State trooper pulled a car over on Interstate 80 about 2 miles east of the Pennsylvania/Ohio State line. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to Altoona to do a show at the Jaffa Mosque. He didn't want to be late. The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and asked if the driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a ticket. He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't have anything to juggle. The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler said he could, so the trooper got 5 flares, lit them and handed them to him.
While the man was juggling, A car pulled in behind the patrol car. A drunken good old boy from Michigan got out, watched the performance, then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in. The trooper observed him and went over to the patrol car, opened the door asking the drunk what he thought he was doing.
The drunk replied, 'You might as well take my ass to jail, cause there ain't no way I can pass that test.'




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As an outstnading citizen, I always follow the law, especially signs, and encourage ALL my fellow citizens to do so as well.....



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comixbookgurl:
ur just awesome
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Mar 6, 2009
alienheep:
Thanks man, yeah I can't wait to see how it all turns out. Maybe you'll see Titan City in theaters one day, or in print!

This blog. Funny as usual.
Mar 6, 2009

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