I work with this guy. Well call him Johnny. Johnny wanted this hot woman in our office, but she had a boyfriend.
One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, Ill give you $1,000 if you let me fuck you. But the girl said, NO WAY! Johnny said, Ill be fast. Ill throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and Ill be finished by the time you pick it up. She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend. So he called her boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend said, Ask him for $2,000 and pick up the money very fast; he wont even be able to get his pants down! So she agrees and accepts the proposal.
Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks, What happened?
She said, The bastard used coins!
Speaking of the office.... this is......
R u looking for an excuse to stay home on this Monday?? Try this.....
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And for those of u who think U have a tough job on this Monday....
One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, Ill give you $1,000 if you let me fuck you. But the girl said, NO WAY! Johnny said, Ill be fast. Ill throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and Ill be finished by the time you pick it up. She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend. So he called her boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend said, Ask him for $2,000 and pick up the money very fast; he wont even be able to get his pants down! So she agrees and accepts the proposal.
Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks, What happened?
She said, The bastard used coins!
Speaking of the office.... this is......
R u looking for an excuse to stay home on this Monday?? Try this.....
[VIDEO][/VIDEO]
And for those of u who think U have a tough job on this Monday....
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