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Saturday Feb 21, 2009

Feb 21, 2009
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BEWARE OF THAT UNDERWEAR DUST!!!!!!
One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the Hell is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.

'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put Talcum Powder in my underwear?'

She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!!




Guys... we just never learn, do not tick off the woman.
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remington:
i enjoyed that..
Feb 22, 2009
moemoebean:
hello dear, hope you are having a great night!
Feb 22, 2009

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