johnnyu

Ahhhh, man, im bummed.. what a lousy break... now im in a bad mood after being so high from viewing Tesela's new album in Member Review, [MEMBER="Valley of Fire"].... But this has really got me pissed.







SNOW PLOUGH

One winter morning at breakfast a couple were listening to the radio. They heard the announcer say,
"We are going to have 8-10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered
side of the street, so the snowplough can get through."
The wife went out and moved her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10-12 inches
of snow today, you will need to move your car to the odd-numbered side of the street so the snowplough
can get through." So the wife went out and moved her car again.

The next week, while they were eating breakfast, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting
12-14 inches of snow today and you must park..." then silence. The power supply had crashed!
The wife was very upset. With a worried look on her face she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do.
Which side of the street am I supposed to park on?"

With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit,
her husband said, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?'